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Gibberish Generators

The Reality TV Generator: "Text your vote for the most noisy chef to 56433."
The Wikipedia Album Generator: "All Commodity Volume, by Jacksonport."
The London Evening Standard Headline Generator: "Toxic Wasps - Prepare To Flee."
Fantasy World News Generator: "Orcish soldiers have sharply increased patrols in Black Cavern since the spike in sectarian violence, an orcish general said Thursday, raising questions about the capabilities of kobold forces."
Sci-Fi News Generator: "Generic Holiday Period on Necros was just another day on the front lines for the Phogon territories military." @sfnn
Bilateral Thinking Puzzles: "He climbed on a block of ice which had since melted."
eBay Feedback Generator: "Item superlative. Swift to send. Lovely packaging. A remarkably skillful seller."
The Surrealist Dalek: "RE-GURG-I-TATE!"
The Ultimate Personality Test: "It is more important to spend time with friends than to deal with unexpected circumstances."
The Sound Effect Generator: "parp chirrup gurgle (hoot-pssh) wooooh chomp wooooh chomp *BOOF!*" @sfx_fx
Sheep Poetry: "Warm white clouds drift over the mirrors below."
24 Dreaming: "This is the angriest bee of my life."
The Surrealist Link: "You are the mistiest trenchcoat. Goodbye!"

Battle Robots: "The Surrealist seeks Kittens, runs on Alcohol, and has Three Metal Wheels."
Giant Battle Monsters: "The Surrealist is a Giant Lizard that seeks Nuclear Power Stations, is in League with Dark Forces and Radioactive, carries a Ray Gun and eats Rocks."
Food-Eating Battle Monkeys: "The Surrealist is a Pie-Eating Vampire Monkey. Battle Rating : 4.2."

The Daily Sensible: "Dispute over policing comes to sensible ending." @daily_sensible
The Dossier Sexupifier: ...within 45 minutes.
Other Listings Magazine: Viewer-submitted schedules. We Hate 2004.
TV Misguidance: A game of reconstituted listings.
Exquisite Corpses: Photoshop foldover picture storage.

The Mutant Song Lyric Quiz: "Here in my random word, I feel safest of all."
The Shakespeare Quote Generator: "Et tu, Surrealist?"
The New Year's Resolutions of LiveJournal: "Eat more random words."
The Twelve Days of LiveJournal: "Five gi-i-i-iant squid..."
The Christmas Song Generator: "Shall I play for you, pa-rum-pum-pum pum, on my Surrealist."
The Movie Quote Generator: "The Surrealist? Where we're going we don't need the Surrealist."
LiveJournal Dungeon Adventure: "You are in an echoing temple. You hear the sound of random words in the distance."
The Mechanical Contrivium: "Trivia can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid."
Bad Joke Generator: "Where does the Surrealist go on holiday?" "New Surrealand"
What's Your Spammer Name?: "Buckskin E. Thoriate"
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry: "Symptoms: cockney accent, ankle swelling, levitation."
The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary: "What do you think of that girl, girl?" "She's Blair!"
Lonesome No More!: "Your new middle name would consist of a noun, the name of a flower or fruit or nut or vegetable or legume..."
The Prior-Art-O-Matic: "It's an answering machine that recites haiku! It tells you when people are lying." @priorartomatic
The Acronym Liar: "National Arse and Space Arse."
The Advertising Slogan Generator: "Snap! Crackle! Pain!"