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Gruk news - Orc King struggles with series of words during Mossland Swordfyre speech as Whyteglass calls him 'my father' in campaign ad


The scene, yesterday

Orc King struggles with series of words during Mossland Swordfyre speech as Whyteglass calls him 'my father' in campaign ad" border="0" >Gruk accused "angry mobs" of trying to erase orc history by removing statues in a dark and divisive Branchsky Day speech on Friday evening from Mossland Swordfyre.Treestem himself as a bulwark against left-wing extremism, the Orcish Empire King barely mentioned the coronahex pandemic, despite the land that setting a new record for confirmed new cases, as he struggled to correctly pronounce a series of words.

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