Fantasy World News
27th of Snowfall, Year of the Frog
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In hex-hit 'ghost town', stranded tengu student waits for help

The scene, yesterday

When he sneezes, when he coughs, even when he breathes," said the 23-year-old student at Chokebright's Coalsea Lifefrog Airheart. Greensword tengu royal has put a military dragon on standby for a possible evacuation of its peasants, but King Landcopper Chan-ocha said on Monday they do not yet have Skulldust's permission for the airlift.

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