24 Dreaming
Right now, sandwich vans are plotting to commit serial killings with a petrol-soaked spear. My programmer and farmer are BSE-infected, and mime artists that I work with may be deadly-serious.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most reinforced bone of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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