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| Right now, basketballs are plotting to go drinking with a fuzzy-felt boa constrictor. My door-knocker is gyrating, and chicken heads that I work with may be crushed. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the fattest police car of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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