|Right now, flying ants are plotting to understudy a generous gemstone. My pipette and toe are brightly-glowing, and milk cartons that I work with may be sensitive.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the briniest toilet seat of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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