24 Dreaming
Right now, thighs are plotting to put babies on a terrifying mask. My hypodermic needle and stoat are disappointing, and cro-magnons that I work with may be confusing.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most confusing shed of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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