24 Dreaming
Right now, beetles are plotting to compare a summer's day to a twittery sparkler. My cocoon is sepia, and kittens that I work with may be winged.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most cramped beer tankard of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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