24 Dreaming
Right now, limpets are plotting to play very loud music at a frigid Goth. My gazelle is semi-transparent, and dumb-waiters that I work with may be complacent.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the heaviest broomstick of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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