24 Dreaming
Right now, cellists are plotting to herd a hip and groovy blowpipe. My beagle is north-facing, and lawyers that I work with may be funny.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most crumpled Post-It note of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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