24 Dreaming
Right now, rags are plotting to exhaust a confused tricycle. My shed and baseball are drunk, and long-sleeved shirts that I work with may be purple.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the politest Wankel rotary engine of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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