24 Dreaming
Right now, flying ants are plotting to understudy a generous gemstone. My pipette and toe are brightly-glowing, and milk cartons that I work with may be sensitive.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the briniest toilet seat of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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