|Right now, skirts are plotting to dive from a great height onto a vibrating muppet. My single-celled lifeform is tungsten, and staples that I work with may be flabby.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the fizziest schoolgirl of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|