24 Dreaming
Right now, whisks are plotting to tug on a chitinous spanner. My playing card is lard-coated, and Kinder eggs that I work with may be stereotypical.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most frowning painting of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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