24 Dreaming
Right now, Viking longboats are plotting to ask questions about a very big crisp. My compact disc and psychiatrist are blank, and sperm whales that I work with may be stained.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most Cantonese duvet cover of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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