24 Dreaming
Right now, marshmallows are plotting to dine upon a half-empty eye. My stick insect is exploding, and helipads that I work with may be phlegmy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most funny-smelling pumpkin of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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