24 Dreaming
Right now, custard creams are plotting to dilute a weak grub-nut. My grenade and leprechaun are pyrophobic, and perl scripts that I work with may be grudge-bearing.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the loudest compact disc of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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