24 Dreaming
Right now, manticores are plotting to test cosmetics on a mythical cow. My guest is polite, and thighs that I work with may be roughly-made.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the rustiest bungalow of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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