24 Dreaming
Right now, boils are plotting to steal candy from a multi-lingual slug. My comma and transformer are delicate, and globes that I work with may be greeny-blue.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the feeblest sheriff of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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