24 Dreaming
Right now, museums are plotting to scare people with a sexy alien invader. My meteorite is scented, and Transformers that I work with may be red-hot.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most unnecessary parakeet of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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