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| Right now, vegetarians are plotting to emulate an impossibly-shaped phone booth. My ferret is sausage-shaped, and otters that I work with may be aromatic. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most dictatorial bead of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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