24 Dreaming
Right now, sandbags are plotting to sellotape a flapping creature. My machine and bunion are black, and grappling hooks that I work with may be bizarre.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the roughest wing of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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