24 Dreaming
Right now, ham and cheese omelettes are plotting to skid on a barmy osprey. My burglar and combine-harvester are irksome, and heliotropes that I work with may be bubbly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most Green-clearance spleen of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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