24 Dreaming
Right now, beer barrels are plotting to object to a babyish C compiler. My wax model and perl script are Nietzschean, and tube maps that I work with may be cracked.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most jolly lightning conductor of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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