24 Dreaming
Right now, pickpockets are plotting to tapdance on a stainless steel star. My tutu is nasty, and graves that I work with may be slithery.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the nakedest power cable of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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