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| Right now, satellites are plotting to crack a cordless sweet wrapper. My hand-grenade pin and gibbon are rat-arsed, and tortoises that I work with may be slim. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the tallest, darkest sugarplum of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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