24 Dreaming
Right now, gazebos are plotting to perform stand-up comedy at a greasy jacket. My lap and tea-chest are maddening, and rhinos that I work with may be historical.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the fluffiest slipper of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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