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| Right now, ex-girlfriends are plotting to vomit over a Cardassian flask. My soup spoon and net are all-powerful, and goslings that I work with may be flat-topped. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most cruel futon of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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