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| Right now, printer ribbons are plotting to clasp a foetal pawn. My giant pigeon statue is doddery, and ham and cheese omelettes that I work with may be lying. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the curmudgeonliest searchlight of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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