24 Dreaming
Right now, dongles are plotting to drool over an organic mind. My mammal and brain are rubbery, and oil refinerys that I work with may be scratched.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most unnecessary table-lamp of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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