|Right now, snowflakes are plotting to pay good money for a Russian mineral deposit. My washing line and tea-strainer are hyperactive, and tumble dryers that I work with may be frigid and/or incoherent.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most rudimentary clown of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
For greater coherence, try 24ever
|Previously on 24...|