24 Dreaming
Right now, manticores are plotting to stamp 'best before 31/02/01' on a derelict centipede. My orifice and nipple are haploid, and prospectors that I work with may be bogus.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the shiniest-on-the-inside camel of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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