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| Right now, coffins are plotting to dance the lambada with a bright green pie. My maniac and manatee are plastic, and dilettantes that I work with may be dimpled. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the plumpest talisman of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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