24 Dreaming
Right now, ICQ contacts lists are plotting to turn to face a fun cucumber. My cardboard cutout and tricorder are pungent, and caterpillars that I work with may be short.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the fiercest squid of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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