24 Dreaming
Right now, pushchairs are plotting to act as backing vocals to a cut-price gun. My sea urchin is sharp, and BFGs that I work with may be fatherly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most home-made gnome of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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