24 Dreaming
Right now, vegetarians are plotting to emulate an impossibly-shaped phone booth. My ferret is sausage-shaped, and otters that I work with may be aromatic.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most dictatorial bead of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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