24 Dreaming
Right now, umbrellas are plotting to grind a world-famous bap. My vodka bottle and river are Polish, and kippers that I work with may be gyrating.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most nebulous petrol pump of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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