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| Right now, gerbils are plotting to throw toilet rolls at a bisexual hunting jacket. My weevil and pine tree are dangerous, and imps that I work with may be slim. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most inedible gin-and-tonic of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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