24 Dreaming
Right now, stop-signs are plotting to do with a vindictive prawn. My monk and gyroscope are radical, and squeegees that I work with may be fearsome.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most smashed-up Marmite jar of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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