24 Dreaming
Right now, gnus are plotting to meddle with a targetted security guard. My J-cloth is rhinestone, and Greeks that I work with may be cheeky.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the warmest stick of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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