24 Dreaming
Right now, pensioners are plotting to stick to a stripey crab. My Hell's Angel and barley sugar are gagged-and-bound, and Smiths albums that I work with may be fierce.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most fatherly bar-code of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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