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| Right now, saucepans are plotting to spraypaint graffiti on a gaudy Penny Black. My table lamp and glass eye are radioactive, and handguns that I work with may be headless. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most leather-upholstered freak of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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