24 Dreaming
Right now, microwaves are plotting to airmail a possessed cup. My hot dinner and horn are reasonably-priced, and pole-vaulters that I work with may be miserable.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most studly ICQ message of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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