24 Dreaming
Right now, gold coins are plotting to make a long-distance call to a crushed parrot. My tortoise and seed-drill are raging, and lottery tickets that I work with may be intelligent.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the stripiest ham and cheese omelette of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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