|Right now, satellites are plotting to crack a cordless sweet wrapper. My hand-grenade pin and gibbon are rat-arsed, and tortoises that I work with may be slim.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the tallest, darkest sugarplum of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
For greater coherence, try 24ever
|Previously on 24...|