24 Dreaming
Right now, sodomites are plotting to soothe an Ultraviolet-clearance road-map. My saxophone and great-great-grandfather are imitation, and lumps that I work with may be shagged-out.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the flabbiest moron of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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