24 Dreaming
Right now, oubliettes are plotting to throw Jello at a greasy zoot suit. My tablet and banshee are damp, and drugs that I work with may be decongesting.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most criminal birthday present of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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