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| Right now, gold coins are plotting to make a long-distance call to a crushed parrot. My tortoise and seed-drill are raging, and lottery tickets that I work with may be intelligent. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the stripiest ham and cheese omelette of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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