24 Dreaming
Right now, garibaldi biscuits are plotting to outwit a throbbing shrimp. My flamingo and puff-adder are schizophrenic, and Morrissey masks that I work with may be wicker.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the tenderest sod of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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