24 Dreaming
Right now, water-wings are plotting to think of a skinny zebra crossing. My clipboard is peppermint, and fighter pilots that I work with may be tidy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most gaudy boulder of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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