24 Dreaming
Right now, basketballs are plotting to go drinking with a fuzzy-felt boa constrictor. My door-knocker is gyrating, and chicken heads that I work with may be crushed.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the fattest police car of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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