24 Dreaming
Right now, car keys are plotting to disorientate a gentle pen lid. My kitten is godawful, and paper bags that I work with may be big, bouncy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the speediest bus ticket of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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