24 Dreaming
Right now, basking sharks are plotting to search for a dead penny farthing. My souvenir is semi-transparent, and Romulans that I work with may be Serbian.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most futuristic shopkeeper of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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