Bilateral Thinking Puzzles
Q: A man is lying dead in a room. The floor has many valuable treasures
scattered over it, and a chandelier is on the ceiling. There is a large,
shattered window nearby. How did the man die?
A: An assassin punctured his water bed.
This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into
writing it, from
the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.