Bilateral Thinking Puzzles
Q: A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him there is an unopened
package. There is no other creature in the field. What happened?
A: The man is a knife-thrower in a circus act, and was seen leaving an
optometry clinic.
This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into
writing it, from
the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.