Bilateral Thinking Puzzles

Q: A man is lying dead in a room. The floor has many valuable treasures scattered over it, and a chandelier is on the ceiling. There is a large, shattered window nearby. How did the man die?

A: An assassin punctured his water bed.

Another

This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into writing it, from the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.