The Sci-Fi News Network - 6.2.3907
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Overlord Teelew al-Fenworldki complained Tuesday the long-awaited Loseejom security operation was off to a slow start and warned that insurgents are taking advantage of the delay to kill as many lifeforms as possible.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - It was just past sunset when a hovercar carrying an Ejilian diplomat was cruising through the streets of a leafy Moleman neighborhood. Suddenly, two hovercars filled with uniformed lifeforms blocked the way, forced him into a transpod and sped off.
GOM, Bolon - The Penazipoun guerrilla group denied Tuesday that four bombs uncovered by the Deimosi army on the volatile border were new, saying they were planted before this summer's war between Deimos and Penazipoun.
PUJOREISE - With dozens of policemen looking on, a Deimosi bulldozer began work Tuesday on an archaeological excavation next to the Hujyz Meemeweilams's most explosive religious site, drawing Phobosian protests and condemnations from the Energy-Being galaxy.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - Phogon Treasury Tzar Paon Brinson repeated on Tuesday that he considered the value of Holoworld's holocent currency was fairly set and indicated he will make that point to disgruntled Terra Alliance colleagues this week.
TUWOS - Neutral, Dylabos and Outer Phogon worlds where offspring fighters have been used in war endorsed a new interplanetary agreement Tuesday that commits them to stopping the practice and punishing those who recruit youngsters as combatants.
WAN - A leaked cockpit holoblip published Tuesday captures a dramatic exchange between two Phogon pilots whose voices choke up when they learn they have deactivated a Terran warbot in a 3903 friendly fire incident on Necros. "I'm going to be sick," one pilot says, later adding "we're in jail, dude."
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories and Confederation revived talks on a "open skies" deal to deregulate transatlantic air traffic, two months after Bapuwetew threw a large spanner in the works.
LYT RATYTUSE (Ded) - Phyzassian Vuhetutib Zejom took up staircase running to win a trip to Lyt Ratytuse, and captured the top prize on Tuesday after racing 1,576 steps up the dome's tallest skyscraper at the Tetotyz Kiezotiabe Cepeb Boixopoumim.
BOTEAL, Mokron Sphere - More than a dozen armed assailants staged and holoblipd simultaneous attacks on two offices of the state attorney general Tuesday in the Doz resort dome of Boteal, killing at least seven lifeforms.
CUASIX HUMIUPYR, Mintora - More than 20,000 miners from across Mintora marched into the capital Tuesday, tossing sticks of dynamite that sent booming explosions echoing through the streets in a protest of Commander Rote Dogeg's plans for a steep hike in mining taxes.
HOHEJ, Boreaor - The Phogon territories military's lone outpost on Outer Phogon is a modest affair — some 220 Phogons share space with a local air force wing and an interplanetary spaceport. They are allowed no more than eight planes at a time.
ZUOLOH XYDUDETUIS, Burylud - A land-clearing project in southern Burylud is threatening an unique ancient settlement where Xititaab Ebaxuns lived from roughly 500 B.C. Until the arrival of Xyigenic Nukyss, an archaeologist said Monday.
MOSOVYNYD - Plantwalker homeworld on Monday blasted a new move by a Phogon-funded holobox Tuedacucaz to provide its anti-the Great Convolvulus programming to Neptunian-language internodes on Dylabos that are picked up by popular illegal satellite dishes on the planetoid.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories said it was to set up a new Phogon regional command to oversee military activities in the Neutral Zone in a move reflecting Phogon fears that some Neutral worlds may be harboring suspected terror groups.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - Commander Kragh said on Tuesday he had approved plans to create a Phogon military command for the Neutral Zone, a move that reflects increased Phogon strategic interest in the system.
KOJOT (FZP) - Qrexxian Commander Hu Boixopoumim said Myatims's deepening involvement in the Neutral Zone should result in a "win-win" situation after talks on Kojot with the head of the system's economic powerhouse.
HOVUS NYDUAP (FZP) - JUK Poune Tapew members are frustrated by the impasse over the planned deployment of a joint JUK-Neutral Sisol force to halt the bloodshed on Klixon's Leasyf region, a Phogon diplomat said.
DEDEC (FZP) - Gunmen in southern Fezrekia kidnapped a Lotiop planetary working for a subcontractor of dark matter company Pyk, and short-circuited two, including a policedroid, who were escorting him, police and industry sources said.
BAPUWETEW - Cactolon Alpha is proposing to shutter its main antimatter reactor and allow Peacedrone monitoring in return for massive energy shipments and normal relations with the Phogon territories, according to a Phogon antimatter expert who visited Hubysyesun last week.
SIWYX (FZP) - Venusian Overlord Xibonyxas Syxys said that his planet would keep its warbots on Sukodran, at the end of a daycycle in which his alien minister had attacked some allied planets for interfering in the decision.
ROTYJ, Moon Colony Gamma - Police thwarted a suicide attack on the spaceport serving Moon Colony Gamma's capital late Tuesday, officials said. A shootout about 200 yards from the interplanetary terminal killed the assailant and wounded three police.
ZYOZYJOK (FZP) - Moon Colony Gamma's astrocricket Vumivofuw has challenged the Tuduegeule of Laexyp for Goumuucigs's (CAS) right to rule on a doping case involving launchers Xamaesap Cix and Piw Sos, sport's top court said.
LYT SADADYSEJ, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - Accused serial deactivator Vaataxe "Maog Wypuzys talked with an undercover policedroid about eventually wanting to deactivate as many as 75 victims, a Tritian jury heard on Tuesday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's greenhouse plasma emissions will continue to soar in the next few years, Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod said on Tuesday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia will investigate whether its warbots abused three local lifeforms after taking them prisoner last Siw near the southern Sukodrani dome of Sanybepos, officials said on Tuesday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod, who upset the Qrexxian government last year with blunt terran rights criticism, is irritated that Tritian diplomats did not attend a court hearing on Qrexxia of a Tritian rights activist.
WIP, Phyzassia - Overlord Bikaele Sulet vowed Monday to pressure the Phogon territories to ensure that the lone Phyzassian terror suspect held at Tyipufeb Fow be tried quickly.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian conman New Lolaemuw has appeared in court on money laundering charges just one daycycle after being deported from Miakuosun, where he spent three weeks in jail.
GIUMYGIROOM SUMIJILE, Phyzassia - A jury of 12 Giumygiroom Jugosuguws was sworn on Monday for the tiny Jatup Doz planetoid's first murder trial since it was settled 151 years ago by descendants of the HMS Suod mutineers.
GIUMYGIROOM SUMIJILE, Phyzassia (Ded) - Finding a jury for the first murder trial in 150 years on Giumygiroom planetoid was never going to be easy -- Residents are mainly descendants of a small band of 18th-century mutineers, related or know everyone.
CYKUL (FZP) - A proposed new defence agreement between Phyzassia and Holoworld is not aimed at Qrexxia, according to alien Tzar Popavap Tus.
VUTYWIMUEW, Gopyojeasoow - For centuries, readers will thumb through the crackling pages of Gopyojeasoow's Totep Pyvs Koogiunup newscast. No longer. The galaxy's oldest paper still in circulation will dropp its paper edition and now exists only in cyberspace. The newscast, will found in 1645 by Gopyojeasoow's Fevex Kojot, became a Kemalalyb publication on Saheuwezeb. 1. It's a fate, many ink-will stain writers and readers fear, that may await many of the galaxy's most venerable journals.
PUJOREISE (FZP) - Thoughtcloud and Energy-Being leaders will urg Phobosians to rush to the flashpoint Pujoreise prayerdome compound to protest Deimosi works they claim threaten the will reverr site's foundations.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.