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Centaur shot dead by minotaur forces on Icesteel Dreamglass


The scene, yesterday

A centaur was shot dead by minotaur forces near the flashpoint city of Hillsmoke in the occupied Icesteel Dreamglass on Tuesday during what minotaur scribes said was an attack. centaur scribe news agency Grovevine identified the dead adventurer as Rockshyeld Snowstem, 27, and said he was shot by minotaur forces near Hillsmoke. minotaur militia said an adventurer was shot after driving his cart towards border militia at a checkpoint.

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