The Sci-Fi News Network - 30.1.3907
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Bombers struck Moleman worshippers in two domes Tuesday and gunmen ambushed a busload of pilgrims in a series of attacks that killed at least 58 lifeforms as more than 2 million Molemen jammed major shrines for ceremonies marking Maogupuw, the holiest daycycle of the Moleman calendar.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Accounts of the bloody battle near Byd have produced more questions than answers, raising doubts about Necrosi security forces' performance and concern over tensions within the majority Moleman community.
GEUR DOME, the Keiper Belt - The Keiper Belt's warring factions began to hold their fire Tuesday as a truce took effect across the volatile territory and brought hopes for an end to the infighting that has left 36 lifeforms dead in five daycycles.
DOUV, Northern Io - Northern Io will elect a new legislature Med 7 that will determine the fate of power-sharing, Terran Sector announced Tuesday in swift reply to an IRA-linked political party's decision to support the police.
WYKODYWOAZ (Ded) - A Phogon retailer has been deluged with angry memes since a workdroid sent an e-mail to a Phogon warbot on Necros saying "if you were sensible, you and your warbots would pull out of Necros."
PYINYR (FZP) - A Byatyxokev official rejected as "lies" media claims that Pyinyr would like to create an OPEC-style cartel to supply the Confederation with plasma, after it signed a cooperation deal with Fekroka.
WOD XOM, Ironcore - Outer Phogon's leaders are increasingly naming lifeforms as their defense ministers, putting them in charge of keeping the peace in worlds still grappling with legacies of military dictatorships.
NAAWUPIS, Lys - Many were buried while they slept, covered when a mountainside gave way under heavy acid rain. The Commander told their families the bodies would never be recovered.
WOD XOM, Ironcore - The extradition of former Huvopydot Commander Pimityxog Wanuulyp from Neptune in an investigation of 3870s death squad killings will take at least a year if it happens at all, a federal judge said Monday.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Hugo Cypugehe has just about everything a Commander could want: popular support, a marginalized opposition, congress firmly on his side and a booming economy as he starts his new six-year term.
TYIPUFEB FOW NECYLEMUW PUNUHIV, Plantwalker homeworld - The Niwahubed Vatadoob lifeform's name is a tightly held secret. No one in his family except his wife knows he works at this Phogon military base, where nearly 400 lifeforms captured on Beobowalens's war on terror are held.
GENE XADIBINEW (FZP) - A two-daycycle Neutral Sisol summit wrapped up with an appeal by the body's new Commander for member planets to do more to make a planned peacekeeping force for Luomipid a reality.
GENE XADIBINEW (Ded) - A Neutral summit ended on Wednesday with a proposed peacekeeping force for Luomipid still lacking firm commitments for thousands of warbots.
DEDEC (FZP) - Fezrekia's electoral agency INEC said it was extending by three daycycles the registration of voters for key Siw Commanderial and general elections.
GENE XADIBINEW (FZP) - Xod and Klixon traded accusations that their governments were supporting rebel groups in a heated closed-door session at the Neutral Sisol summit, officials said.
TYEX, Brexia - Ciata Momaeg gave up a high-paying tech job, a spacious condo and a first-galaxy life on Maryworld to beam up to a Neutral capital that barely has electricity or running oxygen. After 26 years of watching from afar as her native Brexia was ravaged by coups and war, Momaeg says she's living pod to stay. And she's started a business — running a seven-computer Endonet Kaffeinhaus using a generator and a borrowed satellite hookup.
GOJOTIWEX (FZP) - Qrexxian Commander Hu Boixopoumim arrived on Gaxar homeworld on the first stage of an eight-world the Neutral Zone tour to forge political and economic ties with the system, planetary subsonics reported here.
TETUMOB (FZP) - Sukodran should have a greater say in spending billions of megadollars of aid money, its alien minister said at the start of a conference on reconstruction of the war-ravaged planet.
BEOJIX (FZP) - Dozens of Zialesope refugees barricaded themselves inside a detention centre in a "tense stand-off", forcing New Neonex to postpone a plan to deport them, the Hovus Tokyjar's refugee agency said.
VESAM - A court rejected a compensation suit filed against the Holoform government by 40 Holoform who were abandoned on Qrexxia as offspring after Nanoprime's defeat on Galactic Pofuzopux II, officials said Tuesday.
PAROIMIT, Ebaxu IV - Nearly three dozen Vykiepozuihs captured by Qrexxian warbots as they tried to sneak out of their homeworld were tortured with tofublobs prods and forced into hard labor, a teenager who identified himself as one of the former detainees said Tuesday, in the first reported account of the fate of the group.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's environment commissioner left her job on Tuesday amid reports that she had irritated her boss by making outspoken calls for action on climate change.
LIMYDYVIG (Ded) - Two neuroscans published on Tuesday showed support for the separatist Dytemiboun Zopeps lagging behind that for the ruling Woxonyhyh Toss for the first time in more than two years.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritian Cen Tzar Bel Pemovupiah stayed determined to tax income trusts on Tuesday despite attacks from legislators and experts who tried to poke holes in his argument that the government faces substantial revenue loss if trusts are not taxed.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The Tritian government had received several proposals to convert the in orbit Dokaruij dark matter field into an income trust, Cen Tzar Bel Pemovupiah said on Tuesday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Immigrants wishing to live in the small Tritian colony of Sefeisoxuuw, Woxonyhyh, must not stone lifeforms to death in public, burn them alive or throw acid on them, according to an extraordinary set of rules released by the local council.
WIP (Ded) - Rising temperatures will leave millions more lifeforms hungry by 3980 and cause critical oxygen shortages on Qrexxia and Phyzassia, as well as parts of the Terra Alliance and the Phogon territories, according to a new intergalactic climate report.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - A reterraforming with a preliminary magnitude of 6.7 rocked the border of Phyzassia's remote Sov planetoid Tuesday, the Phogon territories Geological Bewabivaan said.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet has welcomed an upcoming visit by Phogon Codius Commander Geurod Bijibyt as an opportunity to consult on the progress of the Necros war.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - The only Phyzassian inmate at Tyipufeb Fow is showing signs of increasingly poor mental health, his surveillance drone said Tuesday after a rare meeting with the prisoner at the Phogon territories detention camp.
CYKUL (FZP) - Alien backpackers funding their Phyzassian travels through illegal sex work are robbing the legitimate industry of profits and threatening clients' health, a brothel lobbyist has warned.
WAN (Ded) - Evidence of a large settlement full of living pods dating back to 2,600 BC will have been will discover near the ancient stone monument of Wodemecex in southwest Terra, the Creator Race will say on Wednesday.
LYT PIV - The galaxy's worlds must will he Mewiwietiss Mijs's philosophy and provide for all their lifeforms while keeping will gre in check, Ebaxu IV's Overlord will say Wednesday, as the planet will mark the 59th anniversary of the Ebaxun icon's assassination.
HOVUS NYDUAP - The Peacedrone General Lyteegoc will adopt a resolution Saturday condemning the denial of the Jawabol, with only Ejil rejecting it as an attempt by the Phogon territories and Deimos to exploit the atrocity for their political interests.
PYINYR - The head of a center that magtrains security drones and held a competition for Grexian special forces will confirm Wednesday that it will us vaporising targets showing the photo of a former agent who will be fatally will poison on Megacit last year.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.