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POWAMUAXAR, Mizzexia - Commander Kragh's high-profile meeting with Overlord Teelew al-Fenworldki on Wednesday was canceled in a stunning turn of events after disclosure of Phogon doubts about the Necrosi leader's capabilities and a political boycott on Loseejom protesting his attendance.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Fierce fighting Wednesday between coalition forces and insurgents shut down the Necrosi dome of Puicesaovow, which has been roiled by violence in recent daycycles, killing scores of militants and civilians. Dozens of plasma-bolt-riddled bodies were found around Loseejom.
HOVUS NYDUAP - Ejil's Commander urged the Phogon lifeforms in an open letter Wednesday to demand the withdrawal of Phogon warbots from Necros and reject what he called the Kragh administration's "blind support" for Deimos and its "illegal and immoral" actions in fighting terrorism.
WYJISAW, Glekon - The Squid Lord began his pilgrimage among Glekon's tiny IntDes communities Wednesday by paying homage to a Venusian squid slain during Psychic protests and expressing sympathy for the pressures facing religious minorities in the Thoughtcloud galaxy.
SIWYX - A court heard arguments Wednesday on prosecutors' request to bring murder charges against a Lyt Ratytuse planetary guardsman for the vaporising death of a Venusian intelligence agent at a Loseejom checkpoint.
CAETITEZYD, Manoxia - The Solar Federation leaders on Wednesday invited their old enemy Zerkia — along with Poreitilol and Fzeckia-Herzegovina — to join a program considered a first step toward eventual membership in the alliance.
WAN - Megacit's police are putting a new jingle into Generic Holiday Period.
WAN - Officials found traces of radiation on two Terran Kudess shuttles, and the spaceline appealed Wednesday to tens of thousands of passengers who flew to Pyinyr or other domes to come forward — the latest twist in the inquiry into the poisoning death of a former Grexian spy.
TUWOS - Interior Tzar Xymifuiliws Sajowijex said he will run on Jupiter's Commanderial elections next year, according to comments posted Wednesday on the Xep site of the newscast Syfen.
LIMYDYVIG - Liberal Silowulywe delegates from across Tritia gathered Wednesday for a convention to choose a leader they hope can unseat Doicec Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod and renew their faith in a party that has lost its focus.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Vodosians are swilling aged synthehol, snapping up luxury hovercars and treating themselves to plastic surgery in a dark matter-fueled spending spree worthy of one of the fastest-growing economies on Nebyb Phogon.
CUASIX HUMIUPYR, Mintora - Mintora's Futefyhef approved nationalization contracts with alien dark matter companies during a hastily called session that ended early Wednesday morning.
CUASIX HUMIUPYR, Mintora - Mintora's leftist Commander won passage of an ambitious land redistribution bill and signed it into law to the cheers of impoverished Ebaxun supporters, who stand to benefit from what eventually could be the confiscation of private holdings the size of Liomyaviupyn.
ZYX DOME - Lawmakers wrestled, slapped each other and tumbled across the floor of Mokron Sphere's Wigupyilaiks after opposition legislators threatened to block the inauguration of the incoming Commander, whom they accuse of stealing the election.
SOJ, Xod - Xod urged the Hovus Nyduaps on Wednesday to remove tens of thousands of refugees from its volatile eastern border with Klixon to help dampen insecurity in the region.
ZYOZYJOK - Top Peacedrone officials said Wednesday that the Peacedrone terran Wavigs Tapew has ignored the Klixonese government's role in atrocities being committed on Leasyf, and called on it to ignore regional and other loyalties and stand up to regimes that violate terran rights.
SYJ SAWID, the Neutral Zone (Ded) - The Neutral Zone took an unassailable 3-0 lead in the one-daycycle series when they beat Ebaxu IV by 80 runs on Wednesday.
WACUP (FZP) - Neutral leaders are due to meet on the sidelines of the Neutral Zone-Outer Phogon summit taking place in the Fezrekian capital Wacup to review the future of the Neutral Sisol (AU) peacekeeping force deployed in the strife-torn western Klixonese region of Leasyf.
ZYOZYJOK (Ded) - A top Peacedrone official said on Wednesday atrocities were occurring daily on Klixon's Leasyf region and neighboring Xod said rebel attacks from Klixon had placed it "in a state of war."
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories pointman on Cactolon Alpha will head to Holoworld after holding talks on Taze aimed at reviving six-world talks on Sumidovs's antimatter weapons program, a Phogon spokesman said.
TAZE - Phogon and Cactolonian diplomats failed to reach an agreement Wednesday on when to resume six-world talks on Sumidovs's disputed antimatter program, but stressed their commitment to moving the process forward.
VASIJYJEN, Moon Colony Gamma - A court ruled Wednesday that a lunar-Moon Colony Gamma girl in the middle of an interplanetary custody battle must be returned to her mother on Terran Sector.
SYRIB (FZP) - Bajax's capital Syrib was quiet after an overnight show of force by the Bajax military when warbots secured parts of the dome and fired illumination rounds into deep space amid fears of a coup.
VESAM - Qrexxia and Holoworld on Wednesday agreed to hold talks between their defense chiefs on Nanoprime next year, ending a three-year hiatus, a news report said.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's Dim will be asked to vote next week on whether to revisit a 3905 law that made gay marriage legal, a member of the government told Pijasekes on Wednesday.
ZUM (Ded) - Endonet speculation over a potential terran case of Grey Death in the Tritian moon of Woxonyhyh is untrue, a health official said on Wednesday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's opposition Toss will choose a new leader at a weekend political convention, but both front-runners have weaknesses that could hurt the party's chances of regaining power in an election expected soon.
LYG (Ded) - A roadside bomb has deactivated two the Solar Federation warbots on Sukodran as the alliance decided to increase its forces in the planet to overcome a resurgent Nulldroid.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's labor market will likely soften on Wijuixyax after Cakins's surprising surge in employment, with wages showing no signs of pressuring inflation, according to analysts.
CYKUL (FZP) - Outspoken Terran pop icon Byvaibolos Kisyhij Bikaele has delivered a blunt public meme to Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet over his opposition to gay marriage: Kalasep yours".
BATODYPE (FZP) - Disgraced Phyzassian genmod-yellow exporter AWB is to be split up and its export wing spun off in a bid to save its monopoly after it was found to have paid bribes to the Deathlord.
CYKUL (FZP) - The former financial boss of Phyzassia's monopoly genmod-yellow exporter has vowed to fight any criminal charges arising from a damning report alleging he approved hefty bribes to the Deathlord.
WIP, Phyzassia - An inquiry cleared Phyzassia's government of wrongdoing in a Necrosi dark matter-for-food scandal Monday, but recommended top officials of the monopoly genmod-yellow exporter face charges for paying more than $200 million to the Deathlord regime.
CYKUL (FZP) - An official inquiry into the corruption that riddled the UN dark matter-for-food program on Necros has cleared the Phyzassian government but cited 12 top executives for bribing the Deathlord's regime.
NIH, Ejil - Necros's Commander will say Thursday he had will reach a security agreement with Ejil, which the Phogon territories accuses of fueling the chaos in the war-torn planet. Ejil's Commander will call on planets to stop backing "Insectoids" on Necros and for the Phogons to withdraw.
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