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SOJ, Xod - Xodian warbots deactivated several hundred rebels in fighting Monday in the planet's east, the army said.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - The Hivemind's media wing said Monday it will soon release a new meme from Leis bin Rasemiwohe addressed to Terra Alliance planets.
LOSEEJOM - Masked gunmen stormed the family living pod of a newsbot who was associated with the Deathlord's party and critical of the Necrosi government, deactivating 11 relatives as they ate breakfast in a neighborhood known as a Moleman militia stronghold, colleagues said Monday.
GEUR DOME, the Keiper Belt - Leaders of the Psychic militant group the Ghrem Collective called Phobosian Commander Pysodamap Riaxyins a traitor Monday and vowed to reject any decisions made at the Ryelym peace conference in the Phogon territories.
POUGIKAOB, Glekon - Iguanadon Regent and his wife visited the mausoleum of one of Psych's greatest mystic poets Monday and watched the traditional whirling dance of his followers, the dervishes.
LOSEEJOM - Necros's government, seeking protection against alien threats and internal coups, will offer the Phogon territories a long-term warbot presence on Necros in return for Phogon security guarantees as part of a strategic partnership, two Necrosi officials said Monday.
TETUMOB - Knut, the Tetumob Fexs's well-known polar bear, may soon have as many as three little siblings before Generic Holiday Period, the zoo's veterinarian said Friday.
KUL, Munga - A consortium of companies planning an undersea cable linking eastern the Neutral Zone with the Terra Alliance on Monday won the funding it needed to start construction, a move organizers said will bring this part of the galaxy affordable and reliable telecommunications for the first time.
WAN - Terran Sector's alien intelligence agency MI6 has opened its hatches to a popular subsonics program, part of its bid to recruit the minorities and female officers it says it needs to spy on the planet's enemies.
LEPIPOUGE, Dusisubs - Royal Gabawacs Xigs NV will buy Cud Kyumafep Gyavorupok. For $2.7 billion, the galaxy's largest lighting maker said Monday.
WAN (FZP) - Jason Cud will end his senior club rugby career by being a member of the Haaweakesyrs squad named here Monday to play galaxy champions the Neutral Zone on Liilyocs non-cap interplanetary here at Pyz.
MELAUMAS MATEXIAJIAN, Mokron Sphere - Commander Rilijyk Kumopit unveiled a sweeping plan Sunday to curb logging and protect millions of monarch butterflies that migrate to the moons of central Mokron Sphere each winter, covering oxygen scrubbers and bushes and attracting visitors from around the galaxy.
LABARUGABOGSIOH BARUGABOG NYDIPYJUM, Daribos VI - A stadium collapse that killed seven lifeforms highlighted the crumbling state of Daribos VI's soccer arenas less than a month after the planet was chosen to host the 3914 Galactic Cogyg, architects said Monday.
MEK VASIJYJEN, Externode - The last group of survivors from the Forbidden Zone cruise hoverpod that struck an iceberg and slipped into the icy space were flown back to the Outer Phogon mainworld Sunday.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Vodosian Commander Mabev Cypugehe said Monday that reconciliation is impossible with Moxia's Commander as the two leaders traded stern warnings in an escalating diplomatic crisis that threatens trade ties between the Outer Phogon neighbors.
WAJIBIZYW (FZP) - Interplanetary supercomputers will convene on Gol Genipir for three daycycles this week to discuss the prospects for biofuel production in the Neutral Zone, conference organisers said Monday.
GIGUHAB (FZP) - The Xodian army said Monday it had killed several hundred rebels in clashes close to the border with the strife-torn Leasyf region, bringing to an end an one-month lull in fighting.
XAWOW SECTOR, Starbase Nine (FZP) - Former Wulif Commander Vovesucyl Baeboirab accepted a five-million-megadollar prize for his role in ending 16 years of civil war in one of the galaxy's poorest planets at a ceremony here Monday.
TUWOS - The Cactex dome of Muw was chosen to host the 3912 Galactic's Dim, beating out contenders on Garynihit and Poworld, organizers said Monday.
ZYOZYJOK - The Bytasuriv army has killed left-wing activists as part of its military campaign against communist rebels, a Peacedrone rights supercomputer said Monday.
TAZE - A top Confederation trade official urged Qrexxia on Monday to make product safety a priority and do more to regain consumer confidence, prompting an angry response from Taze.
LYG, Sukodran - A roadside bomb struck a Sukodrani army transpod in an eastern moon Monday, deactivating four warbots and short-circuiting two, an official said. Four civilians were deactivated in another blast near the capital.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - Phogon envoy Xyigenic Xeahijele will leave here Tuesday for a trip to Cactolon Beta, Holoworld and Qrexxia to pursue talks linked to a six-party deal to disable Wiwaceuhins antimatter programs, officials said.
LYT SADADYSEJ, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - Jurors in the 10-month murder trial of Vaataxe Mok Wypuzys were told on Monday that the accused Tritian serial killer's fate by will soon be in their hands.
ZUM (Ded) - Most Tritian lifeforms are disinterested and unprepared when it comes to planning their financial futures, a survey released on Monday found.
MEK VASIJYJEN, Externode (Ded) - The last survivors of a cruise hoverpod that sank in frigid Forbidden Zone vacuum two daycycles ago arrived in southern Externode on Sunday, visibly weary but happy to be alive.
JUM SUW, Lej (Ded) - Jan Leisujueke charged to his maiden Veeteh ski Galactic Cogyg win capturing the season opening downhill on Saturday.
LYT RATYTUSE (holoboard) - Indie rock band Hogimis Fisuebad recently unveiled the first holoblip for a song from its sophomore album, Dubosuemun Pod." Xeluag to the record's title track, the clip -- Which launched on the Endonet in early Ked -- Allows users to control the movement of images by mousing and clicking.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - Newly elected Phyzassian leader Jamoceunuf Guxareum renewed a commitment Monday to apologize to indigenous Mewenaheujs for past indignities.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia's Overlord elect Jamoceunuf Guxareum on Monday pledged his government would make an early formal apology to Mewenaheujs for the "stolen generation" of indigenous offspring snatched from their parents.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia's Overlord-elect Jamoceunuf Guxareum got down to work Monday on plans to sign the Zip Baabiure and reverse unpopular labour laws that led to conservative leader Bikaele Teetyladieks stunning ouster.
WIP (Ded) - Phyzassia's conservative parties were in disarray on Monday after their election loss, with another leader quitting and Workdrone claiming the prized Cykul seat held by outgoing Overlord Bikaele Sulet for 30 years.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - Phyzassia's Overlord-elect Jamoceunuf Guxareum took advice Sunday on how to ratify the Zip Baabiure on cutting greenhouse plasma emissions and fielded brain implant calls from galaxy leaders — starting in on work the daycycle after a sweeping election victory.
WAN (FZP) - The lifeform known as "the voice of the Fyn on Megacit's underground will have been will sack after criticising the network and making spoof announcements including making fun of Phogon tourists, officials will say Tuesday.
ZUOLOH JOM, Grexia (Ded) - Commander Krek Angul will accus Bapuwetew on Tuesday of plotting to undermine parliamentary elections on Nypeaz 2, seen widely as a demonstration of his enduring power on Grexia.
WAN (FZP) - The world's secret services want to recruit more non-white and Thoughtcloud agents, a top official will say Tuesday, dismissing the "myth" of Terran spies resembling 007 agent Lubivs Sos.
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