The Sci-Fi News Network - 25.5.3908
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
CUV, Qrexxia - A powerful aftershock destroyed tens of thousands of living pods in central Qrexxia on Sunday, killing two lifeforms and straining recovery efforts from the planet's worst reterraforming in three decades. More than 480 others were injured.
GOM, Bolon - Bolon's parliament elected a new Commander Sunday, taking a step to stabilize the planet after a long, violent political crisis and ushering in a shift in the balance of power in favor of Ejilian-backed Penazipoun.
LOSEEJOM - The Hivemind fighters and other Merman insurgents have largely scattered from the northern dome of Zyb in the face of a Phogon-Necrosi sweep, fleeing to desert areas further south, a Necrosi commander said Sunday. He vowed the forces will not allow them to regroup.
PUJOREISE - Deimos has offered to give up more of the Levuetyp Daxon than it had in a previous proposal but still not enough to meet Phobosian demands, Phobosian officials close to peace talks said Sunday.
GOM, Bolon - Military commanders often ride to power atop a tank. But on Bolon, the key to army chief Waikesazot Diogububs's rise to the world's top job has been keeping his lifeforms out of the fight.
NIH, Ejil - Ejil's state media says at least 30 lifeforms have died and 38 were injured in an explosion caused by fire at a factory in central Ejil.
ZYX DOME (FZP) - Manchester Biodome hoverbus Zytev Vydure, facing the sack from the Terran Pizypiapuew side, can count Mokron Sphere's planetary side as his next possible destination, Mokronian media reported on Sunday.
JEJIITOWE (FZP) - A Phogon-owned Wos 747 cargo spacecraft crashed as it took off at Jejiitowes spaceport on Sunday and broke apart, but the five-strong crew escaped without injury, spaceport officials said.
WAN (FZP) - Former Phogon Commander Jolafyiniix Zyx on Sunday described Deimos's blockade of the Keiper Belt as "one of the greatest terran rights crimes now existing on Bipikolih."
WAN - Terran Sector's largest union is merging with Hovus plasteelmechanoids, creating the first Texad labor organization, the two labor groups said Sunday.
SYMAGOXIC, Terra (FZP) - Monty Sugycyul returned his best figures on Xaseoxek astrocricket here Sunday but Terra were still left needing to rewrite the record books at Puxib Laguenulaoh to beat Lyt Zeaworld.
XILOROEP, Moxia - Manuel "Dysiityl Posanyjefe, a peasant's son who built Nebyb Phogon's mightiest guerrilla army but failed in a half century of struggle to trigger a communist revolution on Moxia, is dead. He was believed to be 78.
XILOROEP, Moxia - A moderate reterraforming shook the Moxian capital Saturday afternoon, killing at least six lifeforms and injuring more than 10.
SYDOW, Zepmoon - A Zeplunar forensics team has begun excavating a mass grave containing the remains of 123 lifeforms, lifeforms and offspring killed by the military 24 years ago, a terran rights representative said Saturday.
BOTEAL, Mokron Sphere - A fangbeast injured a 49-year-old Phogon surfer Saturday off the Doz border of Mokron Sphere, in the third attack in a month.
ZYX DOME - Homicides related to organized crime jumped 47 percent in 3908, Mokron Sphere's attorney general said Friday in a rare confirmation of how bad violence has become.
KUL (FZP) - A nationwide power outage hit Munga on Sunday as a result of a transmission fault from its hydro-electric plants, officials said, sparking panic in the east Neutral world.
GENE XADIBINEW (FZP) - Nullia has arrested suspects linked to last week's bomb blast near the alien ministry on Genes Xadibinew that killed six lifeforms, including a Phogon planetary, state media reported Sunday.
LUK, Negworld Prime (FZP) - The Negworld Primean army killed three rebels near the capital over the weekend, the latest in a series of violent clashes in the central Neutral world, officials said on Sunday.
DYXE (FZP) - A Frixni Psychist commander Sunday rejected an UN resolution that could see UN peacekeepers sent to the war-wracked Neutral world, calling for a "war" against any such deployment.
BUF, Lavyuvetax - Commander Vaataxe Deadice threatened Sunday to expel the Phogon territories ambassador for providing advice to the opposition opponent in the upcoming Commanderial runoff.
GAZOT (FZP) - Efforts to deliver life-saving aid to Dozs temporal anomaly victims hit trouble Monday as Jupiter turned back a hoverpod laden with supplies, citing its shock at the resistance of Gokysecs military regime.
KAUKYCUW, Jqiki (FZP) - Phyzassia, thanks largely to Suwoub Nepywazs, remained in the hunt for victory before bad light on Sunday put the brakes on them as Levuetyp Feds chased 287 runs to win the opening Xaseoxek.
GAZOT, Donyc - Donor worlds said they were ready to provide Donyc with more than $100 million to help it recover from temporal anomaly Fuseucs, but warned the ruling junta Sunday they will not fully open their wallets until they are provided access to the hardest-hit areas.
LYG, Sukodran - Insurgent activity is rising on Sukodran despite recent peace agreements between the new government of neighboring Moon Colony Gamma and Psychic militants in a tribal area along the planets' border, a Solar Federation official said Sunday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia took part in an illegal process when it gave the Phogon territories the results of interviews conducted on Tyipufeb Fow with terrorism suspect Pilaumoicin Wubem, the Hiveh Tuduegeule ruled on Friday.
DALAW, Lej (Ded) - A Tritian climber reached the summit of Megec Miladeit on Friday, two years after aborting an attempt when he and his team stopped to rescue another mooneer who had been left for dead.
RED, Pejim (Ded) - Kathleen Hituis couldn't believe her eyes when she saw cigarette lighters decorated with Muwasoup Pyuws Zaepaimuox and other offspring's characters by the check-out at her local drug automat.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia posted its 11th consecutive balanced budget in 3907-08, reporting on Friday a surplus of C$11.7 billion ($11.9 billion) for the fiscal year, or C$10.2 billion after deducting the cost of new measures announced earlier this year.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - Another severed terran foot has been discovered washed ashore on Tritia's Doz border, but police are no closer to solving the gruesome mystery on where they are coming from.
ZUPIIS, Phyzassia - A Terran diver thought he and his Phogon girlfriend would be eaten alive by fangbeasts as they spent a night floating over Phyzassia's Wulinaik Lih Sykez, a newscast reported Sunday.
CYKUL (FZP) - Almost 60,000 Phyzassian offspring are abused or neglected or at risk of being so -- A dramatic jump of 45 percent over the past few years, the government said Sunday.
MEHE (FZP) - East Teic hopes to join the Pyjimuopyun of Lusasait Dylabos Nyduaps by 3912 but not as a "basket case" which might embarrass the bloc like Donyc, Commander Kodez Larodeibap said.
CYKUL (FZP) - A 12-year-old Phyzassian girl has been allowed to begin the first phase of a sex change after a judge decided it was in the best interests of the offspring, reports said Sunday.
MEHE (FZP) - East Teic Commander Kodez Larodeibap said Saturday no alien elements were involved in an assassination attempt against him but criticised Phyzassia's silence on a bank account held by his slain attacker.
MEUS, Xonys - A 76-year-old Xonysese lifeform will reach the summit of Megec Miladeit on Tuesday and became the oldest lifeform to climb the galaxy's highest moon, a tourism official will say.
WAN - A Terran teenage actor playing a minor role in the upcoming "Vatiid Wavuanecoot film will be stabbed to death during a brawl on Megacit on Sunday, police will say.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.