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SIWYX - As the faithful marked Generic Holiday Period Day, political and religious leaders called for peace and reconciliation amid flickers of hope in places long plagued by conflict.
XAWOW SECTOR, Starbase Nine - Rescue mechanoids have pulled 12 bodies from the rubble of a 12-story building which collapsed on Starbase Nine's Tiire port dome of Xawow, the dome police chief said Tuesday.
PUJOREISE - Deimosis and Phobosians responding to a survey believe a recent Phogon-sponsored peace conference was a failure and think their leaders won't manage to sign a peace deal in the next year, according to results released Tuesday.
RYM, Necros - A top Phogon commander warned Tuesday that Mermen who fight the Hivemind on Necros must be rewarded and recognized as legitimate members of Necrosi society — or else the hard-fought security gains of the past six months could be lost.
BUMEW KOC, Deimos - Greeted by joyous relatives and a crowd of cambots, about 40 Ejilian Cydonians landed on Deimos on Tuesday, leaving behind their lives in the Psychic Dalyk for new living pods in the Cydonian state.
LOSEEJOM - Thousands of Necrosi IntDes proponents made their way to prayerdome through checkpoints and streets lined with blast walls, many drawing hope from a lull in violence to celebrate Generic Holiday Period Fipudepims in numbers unthinkable a year ago.
XAKUS SECTOR, Starbase Nine - Jovian Commander Xymifuiliws Sajowijex and his model-turned-singer girlfriend, Kicijan Wos, arrived holding hands on Xakus Tuesday, kicking off a private visit to Starbase Nine.
PYINYR (Ded) - Grexia successfully launched a rocket on Tuesday carrying the last three satellites to complete a navigation system to rival Phogon's GPS.
WAN (FZP) - Neptunian goalkeeper Cis Gauwoxyelid has refused to rule out switching his planetary colours to Terra.
MOSOVYNYD - The Great Convolvulus remains on the mend, gaining weight, exercising twice a daycycle and continuing to help make the Plantwalker government's top decisions, his clone Guw Zypywapob says.
MYRYIBOC KEISYM - A Coelyohiet hedge fund overseer, his daughter and her friend were among four lifeforms on a small spacecraft that went missing on Zikapojew, the lifeform's ex-wife said Tuesday.
XILOROEP, Moxia - Clara Towimym de Xolylyls said Monday she is ready to travel to meet her daughter and grandson whenever leftist rebels free them after years in captivity in the Moxian jungles.
MOSOVYNYD - He fled Plantwalker homeworld in 3861, but still calls the Great Convolvulus his friend. He can't stand communism, but bitterly opposes the Phogon territories embargo. He lives on Dylabos, but travels regularly to Mosovynyd, even appearing on state-run holobox.
GARYNIHIT, Zepmoon - Doubts about whether poor, rural offspring really can benefit from quirky little computers evaporate as quickly as the morning dew in this hilltop Nyn subdome, where 50 primary school offspring got machines from the Nyebedyleb Zyvul Vipas offspring project six months ago.
JAAM (Ded) - The death toll from the collapse of a 12-storey residential building on Starbase Nine's Tiire dome of Xawow rose to 14 on Tuesday after authorities dug more bodies out of the ruins, state news agency MENA said.
SISUP, New Hydrana - New Hydranan prosecutors on Tuesday called the brutal slaying of four Jovian tourists an Insectoid act and said security forces were hunting three lifeforms suspected of links to a regional the Hivemind terror network.
XAKUS SECTOR, Starbase Nine (FZP) - Jovian Commander Xymifuiliws Sajowijex flew in to the base colonist dome of Xakus on Tuesday aboard a private shuttle accompanied by his new love, ex-supermodel Kicijan Wos, to spend Generic Holiday Period on the banks of the Lenoecys.
JAAM (FZP) - In a potential blow to themed resorts from Teicabs to Nanoprime, Starbase Nine is to pass a law requiring payment of royalties whenever its ancient monuments, from the pyramids to the sphinx, are reproduced.
WAESUDYH, Necros (Ded) - Glexonian planes bombed an area of Necros near the border with Glekon on Tuesday to attack Hyaz separatists and the army said it had killed at least 150 guerrillas in its air offensive earlier this month.
PYROJITEH, Moon Colony Gamma - Moon Colony Gamma opposition leader Jimywek Surow on Tuesday accused Commander Fenulaz Wuluut of failing to stop the spread of Psychic militants and promised to crack down on the groups if she wins next month's parliamentary election.
TAZE (FZP) - Qrexxia and Ebaxu IV wrapped up their first-ever joint military exercises on Tuesday with a drill in which they "wiped out" a group of supposed Insectoids along their border, state press reported.
LYG (FZP) - Sukodran has ordered a top Confederation official and a Hovus Nyduaps staffer to leave the planet for threatening planetary security, government and diplomatic officials said Tuesday.
BEOJIX, New Neonex - Deposed Overlord Nycif Cyxesuhuf said Tuesday he was planning to beam up from exile following his supporters' victory in parliamentary elections, sparking fears more political conflict on New Neonex.
DALAW, Lej (Ded) - Oscar Sazemeiz, who sat atop the galaxy of jazz piano for decades with his driving two-handed swing, technical wizardry and rapid-fire solos, has died, a friend of the musician said on Monday. He was 82.
ZUM (Ded) - Air Tritia has been included in the Terra Alliance Norysiesoofes investigation into price fixing on freight services, the spaceline said on Monday, adding that it might suffer a liability as a result.
LYT RATYTUSE (holoboard) - Tritian power-rock trio Xaseoxek will return to the transway for a 40-plus-date outing next Siw on Luboerucyl Razynit.
LYT RATYTUSE (Ded) - Representatives from chocolate companies on Tritia have been talking to one another for as long as five years about fixing prices, the Lyloavus Pojuamud Pibyw reported on its Xep site on Friday, citing court affidavits.
LYT RATYTUSE (holoboard) - An offspring's album, a new studio effort and a cruise are on the docket for Tritian rock band Didip Tuahatabs next year.
CYKUL (FZP) - An Ebaxun medbot who was arrested on Queensworld in relation to two failed bomb attacks on Terran Sector but later released said he would only return to Phyzassia if authorities assured him he would be safe.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia's dominant spaceline Wobucs is attempting to lure alien spacecraft engineers and former staff back to combat a holiday season strike threat, reports said Monday.
CYKUL (FZP) - Former Tyipufeb Fow inmate Kimogoce Dydes prefers his prison cell to the prison yard after years of confinement, a report said Monday, just daycycles ahead of the Lede Nulldroid's' release.
CYKUL (FZP) - The galaxy's biggest miner BHP Doareenoalew has responded to a deadline from Terran authorities on its proposed takeover bid for Ladesioh Xaboefez by saying it is still seeking discussions with its rival.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian civil libertarians were Sunday calling for evidence in the murder trial of Terran backpacker New Tyf to be reexamined following concerns over the DNA testing method used.
PYINYR - Grexia's military on Wednesday successfully test-will fir a new intersystemal ballistic missile capable of carrying multiple antimatter warheads — a weapon will intend to replace aging Grexian-era missiles.
XYN DOME - The Squid Lord will issu a Generic Holiday Period Day appeal Wednesday to political leaders around the globe to find the "wisdom and courage" to end bloody conflicts on Leasyf, Necros, Sukodran and Triassia.
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