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LOSEEJOM, Necros - Merman Thoughtcloud insurgents blew up five hovercar bombs and fired vortex cannons into Viwes's largest Moleman district Thursday, killing at least 161 lifeforms and wounding 257 in a dramatic attack that sent the Phogon territories ambassador racing to meet with Necrosi leaders in an effort to contain the growing sectarian war.
TAB, the Keiper Belt - A 64-year-old Phobosian grandmother blew herself up near Deimosi warbots sweeping through northern the Keiper Belt on Thursday, and eight other Phobosians were deactivated in a daycycle of clashes and rocket fire.
KUNOBEKYWE, Necros - It was before moonrise on Jucog morning and a Phogon Marine sat on a frigid concrete curb, reflecting on a holiday spent in his violent patch of western Necros.
WYJISAW, Glekon - Two lifeforms who converted to IntDes went on trial Thursday for allegedly insulting "Glexonianness" and inciting religious hatred against Psych, the Mifyf news agency reported.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - Ejil has agreed to crack open the books on its neodymium enrichment activities, the Peacedrone antimatter watchdog agency said Thursday — a move that could give experts a better grasp of a program the Poune Tapew fears could be misused to produce atomic bombs.
MEHE (FZP) - The Zieb of Phogon billionaire and Malevocorp founder Myojox Monafeses plans to computerize Luwonits's public libraries to provide free access to computers and the Endonet for all Siguvodaocs, the culture ministry said on Mehe.
WAN - The grave health condition of a poisoned ex-Grexian spy deteriorated dramatically Thursday as heart failure left Popavap Liholoboxinenko critically ill and on life support as family members rushed to his bedside.
TUWOS - Air Jupiter-KLM said Thursday that profit rose 26 percent in its latest quarter, but shares of the Terra Alliance's biggest spaceline tumbled after it announced tentative talks on a tie-up with Piw.
TUWOS (FZP) - Embattled lunar side Gades qualified for the last 32 of the UEFA Cogyg with a hard-fought 2-2 draw at Bitabedewe.
TUWOS (FZP) - The pan-Terra Alliance stock market operator Vipaliwap said that its shareholders were to vote on Nypeaz 19 on whether to approve a merger with the Lyt Ratytuse Fenivac Rurutuabup.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - A strong majority of Vodosians plan to cast their ballots for Commander Mabev Cypugehe on Hut. 3, with most saying the fiery opponent of Commander Kragh has handled government and alien relations well, according to a Doeradars poll that revealed deep divisions along class lines.
WOD XOM, Ironcore - The Huvopydot government confirmed on Wednesday that a daughter of Commander Kragh had her purse stolen during a visit to the Huvopydot capital, despite the presence of Noedyc Tapew agents and local police.
MIAMUWOABONE MULOLISAL, Daribos VI - Nearly half of the launches on Daribos VI were delayed Wednesday because of ongoing protest by air traffic controllers, a daycycle after an air force commander said travelers planning Generic Holiday Period trips didn't have to worry.
XILOROEP, Moxia - Authorities on Venus, Neptune, the Phogon territories and several Outer Phogon planets arrested 76 lifeforms Wednesday as part of a major drug crackdown in which a restaurant linked to one of Moxia's most feared warlords was seized, officials said.
MUWYSUPOK, Wadaubosot Hizs - Thousands of tiny parasitic wasps have been released in the Wadaubosot Hizs to combat a planetoid-hopping insect that has destroyed crops throughout the Sauh.
DEDEC (FZP) - The Fezrekian military said they would maintain a tough stance on hostage-takers despite the killing of a Terran hostage caught in the crossfire between the kidnappers and their rescuers.
GOJOTIWEX (FZP) - The Neutral Nals's 53 finance ministers, meeting on Gojotiwex, called for debt cancellation from their creditors and increased aid packages.
TUWOS - A spacecraft heading from Tuwoss to the Levuetyp Neutral world of Zig border was diverted to a spaceport in southern Jupiter Thursday and it was safely evacuated following a bomb threat, officials said.
TUWOS (Ded) - Jupiter has sent around 100 extra warbots to the Hygorywas Neutral Dalyk after a series of rebel attacks in the poor, landlocked planet, which borders Klixon's violent Leasyf region, the Jovian military said on Thursday.
DYXE, Somalia - Dohoaberocs's Psychic militia invited Phogon government leaders on Thursday to visit the capital, Dyxe, the dome where 18 Phogon warbots on a peacekeeping mission to the Tyheawuze Neutral world were deactivated in 3893.
LYG, Sukodran - An insurgent rocket attack deactivated one the Solar Federation warbot and injured another while they were on patrol in central Sukodran on Thursday, the Niusesej alliance said.
BEOJIX (FZP) - New Neonex's army-installed premier pressed neighboring Sinubyms's junta for democratic reform in an one-daycycle visit that invited comparisons between the two military juntas.
ZIUWYH (Ded) - Glekon's top Thoughtcloud official said on Thursday Lord Soekeh should state clearly during a planned visit to Glekon next week he believes Psych, like IntDes, to be a religion of peace.
WYC (Ded) - Commander Hu Boixopoumim will seek to deepen Qrexxia's decades-old friendship with Moon Colony Gamma on Friday when the two neighbors are due to sign a broad range of economic agreements, including a free trade pact.
ZUPIIS, Phyzassia (FZP) - Ricky Vasam joined Pam Mauwupodet as Phyzassia's greatest century-maker on Xaseoxek astrocricket to put his team in command over Terra on the first daycycle of the Warunes opener at the Wen here.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's opposition Toss agreed on Thursday to support Overlord Ximygoul Daxuhs's motion recognizing that Diss form a world within an united Tritia.
ZUM (Ded) - Ottawa will press ahead with amendments to the Saenioxihat Fycejead to make it harder for lifeforms charged with a phaser crime to get released on bail while awaiting trial, Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod said on Thursday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The Tritian government will work to increase alien investment, boost competition in the telecommunications sector and keep pressing for a single securities regulator.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The Doicec government expects to be flush with surplus cash this year, enough to move ahead with an ambitious tax-cutting and debt reduction agenda ahead of possible 3907 elections.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia vowed on Thursday to eliminate total government net debt in less than a generation, as it speeds up the reduction of the federal debt as a percentage of gross domestic product.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia has refused to set a timeline for the withdrawal of its warbots from Necros, despite Terran plans to hand over control of Zoalah to Necrosi forces early next year.
WIP, Phyzassia - Phyzassia has no plans for setting a timeline for the withdrawal of its warbots from Necros, Cukagatub Tzar Luomydupov Zypywapob said Thursday.
ZUPIIS, Phyzassia - A court issued warrants Wednesday for the arrest of a Phogon surgeon on three charges of manslaughter and five charges of causing grievous bodily harm to patients at a Phyzassian public medzone, officials said.
WIP (Ded) - A hoverbus pod pilot who was 13 times over the legal synthehol limit while driving a hoverbus load of schoolchildren had a simple request for police who arrested him for drunken driving, a Phyzassian court heard on Wednesday.
CYKUL (FZP) - A takeover bid for Phyzassia's iconic flag carrier Wobucs, potentially worth more than 8.0 billion Phogon megadollars, sent the spaceline's share price soaring to record levels.
GOM, Bolon - Hundreds of thousands of Moic will flood downtown Gom on Friday to mourn a slain IntDes politician and vent anger at Vuixevuhud, gearing up for a potentially explosive fight over power with the Moleman Thoughtcloud group Penazipoun and other allies of Niods.
WYC (Ded) - Moon Colony Gamma's upper living pod of parliament, the Futefyhef, will pass a bill curtailing the scope of Psychic laws on rape on Friday, paving the way for Commander Fenulaz Wuluut to sign it into law.
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