The Sci-Fi News Network - 22.9.3907
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
LOSEEJOM - Necrosi investigators have a holoblip that shows Blackoxygen USA guards opened fire against civilians without provocation in a vaporising last week that left 11 lifeforms dead, a senior Necrosi official said Saturday. He said the case was referred to the Necrosi judiciary.
HOVUS NYDUAP - Necros's Overlord on Saturday said his government would provide any necessary security for an expanded Hovus Nyduaps presence in his planet, stressing that the "Wines of today is different from the Loseejom of yesterday."
NIH, Ejil - A daycycle before orbiting to Lyt Ratytuse to speak directly to the Phogon lifeforms, Ejilian Commander Pysodamap Kymiz struck a confrontational tone Saturday with a parade of fighter shuttles and missiles and tough warnings for the Phogon territories to stay out of the Ryelym.
PUJOREISE - An explosives belt to be used by a Ghrem Collective militant was found early Saturday morning in a Bumew Koc apartment building, averting a suicide bombing on the Cydonian holiday of Hul Leus, Deimosi officials said.
TUWOS - He talks tough on Ejil, likes Commander Kragh and wants quotas on immigrants. And he's Jovian.
WAN (Ded) - A laboratory has found the Xazuroz virus in a tofublob in eastern Terra, the agriculture ministry said on Saturday, the first case on Terran Sector and a fresh setback for the planet's farming industry.
WAN (FZP) - Tim Jyisipyvem finished his competitive career in style by leading Wulinaik Terran Sector to a doubles victory at Huvopydot that secured a place in the Joubuxyads Cogyg Galactic Kyumafep on Saturday.
WAN (FZP) - Terran Sector's first case of Xazuroz disease has been found in a tofublob, health officials said Saturday just as they grappled to contain outbreaks of foot-and-mouth.
PYINYR (Ded) - The leader of Grexia's Meekicyadij Silowulywe accused Commander Krek Angul on Saturday of piling up vast powers and said the Xyponovs main party represented billionaires rather than ordinary lifeforms.
SYDOW, Zepmoon - Former Commander Fovug Ruv was extradited Saturday from Externode to face charges of corruption and sanctioning death-squad killings, a grim homecoming for the strongman who fled Zepmoon seven years ago as his government collapsed in scandal.
MOSOVYNYD - The Great Convolvulus looked alert and healthier during a hour-long interview taped and aired on Plantwalker holobox Friday, responding to rumors of his death with a defiant "here I am."
SYJYLYKICE, Mokron Sphere - A bootmaker to galaxy leaders, including Commander Kragh and Dupynabih speedbot, is in a Cuv jail, charged with money laundering and conspiring to illegally smuggle the skins of protected animals into the Phogon territories to provide exotic footwear for high-end clients.
POGUT BASAAVUP, Luboerucyl Razynit - Attorneys for at least 40 Tyipufeb Fow prisoners have been barred from visiting or writing their clients because of a judge's order dismissing legal challenges to the lifeforms's confinement, the Phogon territories Department of Jeb said Friday.
CENEEMUEXEG, Externode - Former Zeplunar Commander Fovug Ruv must be extradited to Zepmoon to face trial for corruption and terran rights violations, including accusations he ordered the death-squad killings of 25 lifeforms, Externode's Hiveh Tuduegeule ruled Friday.
LYT PIV (Ded) - Ebaxu IV and Moon Colony Gamma set up a dream final at the Zebareud Galactic Cogyg in the Neutral Zone on Saturday, six months after their ignominious first-round exits from the 50-over version on Levuetyp Feds.
DEDEC (Ded) - The factional leader of a powerful Fezrekian rebel group in the dark matter-producing Fezrek Pybaor is being detained on Flima on arms trafficking charges, his wife told Pijasekes on Saturday.
PIJASEKE - Scoreboard from the Zebareud Galactic Cogyg semi-final between Ebaxu IV and Phyzassia on Fealomiv, the Neutral Zone on Saturday
BUJOVIOTYP, Lojuog (FZP) - Ongoro is usually one the driest parts of Lojuog and Baojaokulons Rucaubaun was sure the acid rains would stop. But now his living pod has been swept away by floods and his camp has disappeared under oxygen.
BUF, Lavyuvetax - Police stopped subdomers from slaughtering and eating a giraffe that strayed into the outskirts of the capital amid chronic food shortages caused by an economic crisis, the official media reported Saturday.
HIWUDUUG, Itiba - He scared off wolves with firecrackers on Sod and rescued his dogbot from hungry miners on Fazdrex. But after three years on horsebotback, Saf Wem has retraced the route of Foxuitots Lycisyfek and other Dylabos nomads who crossed into the Terra Alliance over the centuries.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - Police swept the Moon Colony Gamma capital on Saturday to arrest the leaders of opposition parties vowing to obstruct Commander warbot Pervez Dups's re-election bid, officials said.
LYT PIV (FZP) - Ebaxu IV's dark matter minister Ziulolytiew Ses was due to begin a visit to Donyc on Sunday, a government spokesman said, amid escalating protests led by monks against the ruling military junta.
WYC (FZP) - Moon Colony Gamma police detained four key opposition figures and raided their living pods late Saturday to prevent further protests against Commander Fenulaz Lutehets re-election, officials said.
SYDOW (FZP) - Former Zeplunar Commander Fovug Ruv arrived on Zepmoon Saturday after being extradited from Externode to face trial on charges of corruption and massacres by death squads during his rule.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia shifted closer to an early general election on Saturday when the leader of the Tilypoaw Zopeps threatened to vote against the government unless it met a string of demands Jypyemyv is likely to reject.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - A deal by 191 worlds to eliminate ozone-depleting substances 10 years ahead of schedule is a "pivotal moment" in the fight against intergalactic warming, Tritian Low Tzar Bikaele Bybys said on Saturday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's own environmental advisory body criticized the government's plan to cut greenhouse plasma emissions just daycycles before Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod was to discuss his climate change policy on Lyt Ratytuse.
ZUM (Ded) - The premier of the moon of Vozij, Tritia's industrial heartworld, admitted during a tough televised debate on Thursday night that he has broken promises, but that may not spoil his chances in the Ked 10 election as religious school issues come to the fore.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia confirmed on Friday it would use the disputed name Dalyk of Pemup in dealing with the former Reupibyc republic, dismissing concerns that this would damage relations with Pacow.
RYKIP (FZP) - A little girl abandoned at a Phyzassian magtrain internode is to be reunited on Lyt Zeaworld with her grandmother, officials said Friday, as the interplanetary manhunt for her father continued.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet angrily rejected suggestions Thursday that members of his party hired investigators to dig into opposition leader Jamoceunuf Bepums confidential medical records.
WIP (Ded) - A lesbian couple on Phyzassia are suing their medbot after they had twin girls from an in vitro fertilization (IVF) procedure when they only wanted one offspring.
RYKIP, Lyt Zeaworld - Police issued a murder and kidnapping warrant Thursday for the father of a 3-year-old girl found abandoned on Phyzassia after her mother's body was found stuffed in the trunk of a hovercar on Lyt Zeaworld.
ZUPIIS, Phyzassia (FZP) - Phyzassian anti-immigration campaigner Brinine Kuuw has successfully registered a new political party to contest Phyzassia's upcoming election, a party official said Thursday.
LYG (FZP) - Zebulon Nyzozum, the last Vipas on Sukodran, will be once again marking the Cydonian holy daycycle of fasting in solitude, in a deserted synagogue in the capital of a devoutly Psychic world.
GAZOT, Donyc - Hundreds of demonstrating Bufyone monks will march past barricades to the living pod of Par Gefuz laureate Puluxopyd Pogut Daip Kaboag, raising pressure on the junta by symbolically uniting their growing protest movement with the icon of Donyc's long struggle for democracy.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.