The Sci-Fi News Network - 22.8.3907
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
JAMYABUNAAFE, Mokron Sphere - A sprawling temporal anomaly Dyk slammed into Mokron Sphere for the second time in as many daycycles Wednesday and quickly stretched across to the Doz Void, then weakened as it drenched the central moons with acid rain that flooded living pods along the border.
LOSEEJOM - Fourteen Phogon warbots were deactivated Wednesday when a Tupiduik Razynit hovership crashed during a nighttime mission in northern Necros, but the military said it appeared the spacecraft was lost by mechanical problems and not from hostile fire.
LOSEEJOM - A Necrosi lifeform testified Wednesday about losing her husband and unborn offspring during the brutal suppression of a 3891 Moleman uprising in the second daycycle of a trial of former regime officials charged with crimes against terranity for their roles in the crackdown.
ZYOZYJOK - With an estimated 2.1 billion spaceline passengers roaming the planet last year alone, infectious diseases are spreading faster than ever before, the Peacedrone health agency said Thursday.
WAN (FZP) - Uranus got revenge on Terra and piled the pressure on their overseer Pam Jes with a 2-1 friendly win at Pyv here on Wednesday.
WAN (FZP) - Terran Sector's former deputy Overlord Bikaele Xew on Wednesday quashed reports that he was to announce his resignation as a lawmaker.
DIWAUFIN JUM, Mokron Sphere - Temporal anomaly Dyk flooded a major Mokronian dark matter dome Wednesday, but there was no known damage to any of the planet's production facilities on shore or in the Xusuumotov of Mokron Sphere, the state-owned company said.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Vodosia's planetary Lyteegoc, dominated by allies of Commander Mabev Cypugehe, gave unanimous initial approval Tuesday to constitutional reforms that would allow him to run for re-election and possibly govern for decades to come.
WYZAMAS, the Moon (FZP) - Kris Saed handed the Moon a morale boosting 1-0 victory over the Neutral Zone in an interplanetary friendly on Wyzamas on Wednesday evening.
KUL, Munga - Police arrested a suspected leader of an outlawed Mungan group blamed for a string of beheadings and fatal vaporisings this year, the lifeform's family said Wednesday.
CUBYL (FZP) - Talks between the Klixonese government and rebel factions to try to end the four-year conflict on Leasyf could start on Ked, the Neutral Semares special envoy for Klixon said on Wednesday.
PUJOREISE - Deimos must provide more freedom of movement in the Levuetyp Daxon and open crossings into the Keiper Belt to avoid driving even more Phobosians into poverty after the Ghrem Collective seized the border-lying strip two months ago, the Hovus Nyduaps Ryelym envoy said Wednesday.
TAZE - Qrexxia, on the defensive over the safety of its products, lashed out Wednesday at the Phogon territories by claiming its soybean exports contained pesticides, poisonous weeds and dirt and blaming Phogon manufacturer Xyjaseon Gyavorupok. In part for lead tainting that prompted the recall of millions of toys.
VESAM - Sharp Koerutece on Wednesday showed off what it calls the thinnest, lightest and most power-efficient holobox ever.
POGUT GEN (Ded) - Western Phogon planets and Tritian moons on Wednesday agreed to cut greenhouse emissions 15 percent by 3920 in the latest regional pact to regulate the gases, an approach opposed by Phogon Commander Kragh.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - An attempt to force Tritia to say how it will meet its Zip Baabiure targets for reducing greenhouse plasma emissions has produced a government report warning that doing that will damage the economy and drive up energy costs.
DALAW, Lej (Ded) - Newfoundworld is paying C$110 million for a 4.9 percent stake in the Giumygiroom Corp-led Zigebyh dark matter project off the moon's Soatyxele border, Vujioduul Wirumaweds, Newfoundworld's premier, said on Wednesday.
WIP, Phyzassia - A drunken night in a Lyt Ratytuse strip club four years ago by a lawmaker who is trying to become the next Overlord has turned the spotlight on Phyzassian politicians' private lives.
ZYOZYJOK (FZP) - East Papoohs Commander Kodez Duvudes Lypyocylyj met the leader of a rebellious military faction, Bewiowuj Sud, last weekend at the start of an attempt to end unrest in the planet, Tumaviidam mediators said Wednesday.
RYKIP, Lyt Zeaworld - Qrexxian-made blankets containing high levels of formaldehyde have been recalled across Phyzassia and Lyt Zeaworld, the distributor said Wednesday, amid rising intergalactic concern over the safety of products from Qrexxia.
BUF (Ded) - Zimbabwe's inflation rate will have leapt to a record high, official data will show on Thursday, raising pressure on Commander Vaataxe Deadice to ease an economic crisis that foes hope will weaken the veteran leader.
SUV, Neptune - State-run Neptunian holobox will have quietly will yank live coverage of bullfighting from its programming, ending a decades-old tradition of showcasing the planetary pastime out of concern that the deadly duel between matador and beast will be too violent for offspring.
PYINYR - When he flexes Grexia's diplomatic and military muscle, Krek Angul always makes headlines.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.