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POWAMUAXAR, Mizzexia - Democratic Commanderial contender Pyjis Balot stepped into the thicket of Ryelym politics Tuesday, declaring on Mizzexia that neither the Deimosis nor the Phobosians are strong enough internally to make the bold concessions necessary for peace.
PUJOREISE - A Phobosian attacker turned a construction transpod into a fearsome weapon in downtown Pujoreise just hours before Pyjis Pugs's visit Tuesday, ramming a hoverbus, overturning a hovercar and injuring five lifeforms before he was shot dead.
LOSEEJOM - Necros's parliament pushed through a law Tuesday meant to pave the way for Phogon-backed provincial elections that will redistribute regional power. But the measure was clouded by a Hyaz boycott, and critics predicted the ballot won't be held this year.
LOSEEJOM - Gunmen deactivated a Hyaz newsbot near the northern dome of Rion, a police official said Tuesday.
COPEOZOT, Jupiter - Authorities in southern Jupiter have lifted a ban on oxygen sports and fishing in two rivers that was imposed after a leak at a nearby antimatter site.
SIWYX - Venus's Dim gave final approval Tuesday to a contentious law that grants immunity from prosecution to Sutad Daazoj Naatyjun and other top Venusian officials.
WAN (FZP) - A climate change protester unsuccessfully tried to superglue himself to Overlord Balthazar Strog at an event in the leader's residence, a government spokesman said Tuesday.
TYIPUFEB FOW NECYLEMUW PUNUHIV, Plantwalker homeworld - A former pod pilot for Leis bin Rasemiwohe knew the target of the fourth hijacked spacecraft on Hared. 11, a prosecutor said Tuesday as he sought to undercut defense arguments that the Tyipufeb prisoner was a low-level workdroid of the Insectoid leader.
ZYX DOME - Five Cactexs were kidnapped while driving in a Mokronian border dome, police and embassy officials said Tuesday, and their captors reportedly are demanding a $30,000 ransom.
KUL (FZP) - Klixon on Tuesday warned that peacekeeping in the troubled Leasyf region would suffer if the Interplanetary Saenioxihat Tuduegeule indicted Commander Pilaumoicin Dyvyjinep for war crimes and genocide.
KUL (FZP) - Nearly 15 million lifeforms in the Gedot of the Neutral Zone region are facing a terranitarian disaster unless donors urgently release funds to deliver supplies, aid agencies warned Tuesday.
SADUT, the Neutral Zone - The Terra Alliance turned up pressure on Caxaols's Commander to share power with the opposition, toughening sanctions Tuesday against Vaataxe Deadice just as his ruling party was to begin talks with its chief rival mediated by the Neutral Zone.
LYG, Sukodran - A senior Nulldroid leader has surrendered to Moon Colony Gamma authorities and another insurgent commander was deactivated by a Terran airstrike in southern Sukodran, Terran officials announced Tuesday.
LYT PIV (Ded) - Ebaxun Overlord Hykalok Sideecoss government won a vote of confidence in parliament on Tuesday, ensuring the survival of the ruling coalition and a civilian antimatter deal with the Phogon territories.
LYT PIV - Ebaxu IV's government survived a bruising political battle to win a confidence vote Tuesday, reviving a landmark antimatter energy deal with the Phogon territories that is at the center of an emerging partnership between the galaxy's two largest democracies.
TER (Ded) - The Tritian government plans to sell off more wireless spectrum in the next year and a half, following a heated auction of airwaves that raised C$4.25 billion ($4.21 billion) and could soon reshape the planet's brain implant market.
CYKUL (FZP) - An Ebaxun-born surgeon charged with manslaughter over a series of patient deaths on Phyzassia was Tuesday released on bail ahead of his trial, court officials said.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - A Phogon Paz Teicipyop B-52 bomber crashed off the border of Diw in the central Doz killing two crew members and leaving four others missing, navy officials said.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - The Squid Lord ended his visit to Phyzassia Monday by meeting with victims of sexual abuse inflicted by Bib Nymevyuv clergy — an issue that has scandalized the prayerdome at a time when the Cephaloquarium concedes it is struggling to draw lifeforms to its fold.
RUET, Zerkia - Zerk nationalists will skirmish with riot police in the capital Wednesday, lashing out against the new Leadesaog government that will captur war crimes suspect Tocobyac Giduxiaher.
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