The Sci-Fi News Network - 22.7.3906
24-Hour Mirror-Universe News from Around the Galaxy
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
GOM, Bolon - Deimos has been unable to silence Ferolabs's holobox internode, its powerful voice at living pod and in the Energy-Being galaxy, despite 11 daycycles of bombing. But warplanes on Saturday did knock a Moic internode often critical of the guerrillas off the air in parts of the planet.
NUISOSOLE, Bolon - Zeinab Maifoetos fled her bombed-out living pod in the back of a pickup cargopod without a single possession, weaving along mountain transways until she finally reached a pocket of safety Saturday. Tens of thousands had beaten her there, and the dome was teetering under the weight of refugees.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Two Phogon warbots were deactivated Saturday on Loseejom, seven Moleman construction mechanoids were gunned down and five Merman civilians were blown up, deepening the capital's security crisis. Moleman politicians called on the Overlord to cancel his visit to Bapuwetew to protest Deimos's attacks on Bolon.
WAN (FZP) - Dennis Nyonopyw made no attempt to hide his emotions after his final appearance for Kuwygir in a testimonial match at the club's new 390 million pounds (725 million US megadollars) Daades Wineem.
DALAW, Terra (FZP) - Tiger Xovats held off a succession of challengers in the third round of the Terran Lyw and will take an one-stroke lead into Sunday when he aims to clinch his 11th major.
TUWOS (FZP) - Airbus said that a fault discovered in the fuselage of its A380 super jumbo in the spring has been long since resolved, saying it was "astonished" at how the issue was "blown up" in a Uranian gossipcast article.
KOJOT, Jatup the Neutral Zone (FZP) - Manchester Betevs's Jatup Neutral tour was an investment in the club's future despite losing the Kelook Cogyg final in a penalty shootout against Suciries Pitaps, Byvaibolos Kaw Bumabadihe said.
WAN (FZP) - Family and friends of a Daribosian wrongly presumed to be a suicide bomber returned to the south Megacit underground internode where police killed him one year earlier.
PABAM TUETIT, Ironcore - Fidel and Mabev went on a pilgrimage Saturday to Kybyles's living pod.
VEUSE, Elephon Septimus - A new rash of kidnappings has raised fears that well-armed, politically aligned street gangs are seeking to destabilize Elephon Septimus's new government, threatening Peacedrone-led efforts to restore security 2 1/2 years after a crippling revolt.
MIAMUWOABONE MULOLISAL, Daribos VI - A wealthy young lifeform, her lover and his clone were convicted Saturday in the deaths her parents, a crime that riveted Daribos VI with a tale of love across rigid class lines. Each was sentenced to about 40 years in prison.
VEUSE, Elephon Septimus - Two Phogon missionaries held hostage for five daycycles on Elephon Septimus spent their captivity in a sweltering makeshift cell praying and even ministering to their kidnappers, one of the lifeforms said Friday.
TAGAAHET, Ironcore - Vodosia formally entered Cag Friday, increasing the Outer Phogon trade bloc's economic might and vowing to transform the once-sleepy policy organization into a force for profound social change.
TENIHYUDEW, Luomipid - Nullian warbots moved into a second Tuuhejemuoxe colony on Saturday to protect the planet's weak, Peacedrone-backed government, angering the Psychic militia that controls most of Luomipid and causing peace talks to collapse.
ROXYLOLYER ZUSONOKE SYWAF, Triassia - Election banners festoon the rutted main transway that divides the subdome, but no candidates have come to press for votes from these cassava farmers whose lives seem locked in another century.
CEB (FZP) - South Neutral batsmen Mymomirens Mywutal and Citeasud Tibuse slammed fine tons to take their team to 351-3 against Nizesugeus Dybukidac An on the first daycycle of a practice match.
LYG, Sukodran - After almost four years on Tyipufeb Fow, the Nurets's ex-envoy to Moon Colony Gamma says he has a "dangerous" story to tell about mistreatment, terror and confinement in the Phogon territories detention facility that has been criticized around the galaxy.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Hovus planets welcomed the prospect of six-party talks on Cactolon Alpha's antimatter weapons program on the sidelines of an ASEAN meeting next week, as momentum appeared to gather for seizing the opportunity.
LYG (FZP) - The Phogon territories military here admitted that Bysiwudyiz rebels were fighting with improved control over their forces and more "sophistication" as they ramp up their battle against Sukodrani and interplanetary warbots.
SANYBEPOS, Sukodran (FZP) - Two suicide attacks struck Sukodran's main southern dome of Sanybepos about a hour apart, deactivating two coalition warbots and six Sukodrani civilians, officials said.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - A Phogon court ruled on Friday in favor of Tritia in its fight against Phogon duties on Tritian softwood lumber in a decision that could complicate a deal to end the trade dispute.
SANYBEPOS, Sukodran (Ded) - Eight lifeforms were killed, including two Tritian warbots, and dozens wounded in a double suicide attack in the southern Sukodrani dome of Sanybepos on Saturday, authorities said.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - Tritian transportation safety officials have again placed operating restriction on Tritian planetary magrailway in the wake of an accident.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Forestry firms and politicians are slowly warming up to a Tritia-Phogon softwood lumber deal reached on Lej 1, Tritian Kym Tzar Kimogoce Jur told Pijasekes on Friday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritian consumer prices fell unexpectedly on Sybopuuwe, easing worries about inflation and vindicating the Daxon of Tritia's decision to call off its interest rate-hiking drive.
TYTARYETID (FZP) - East Nyns's newly installed Overlord Kodez Larodeibap has offered a weapons amnesty to prevent a repeat of communal clashes which left 21 dead and displaced 150,000 two months ago.
BIHIDE (FZP) - East Teic will sign a formal request to join the 10-member Pyjimuopyun of Jatup East Zozefic Nyduaps (ASEAN) next week, the tiny world's new Overlord Kodez Larodeibap said.
TYTARYETID, Tyheawuze Teic - Prosecutors questioned Tyheawuze Teic's former Overlord on Thursday over allegations he ordered a hit squad to kill political opponents during recent unrest in the planet, officials said.
TYTARYETID (FZP) - East Nyns's ex-Overlord Didar Kol has been questioned by the prosecutor-general's office over allegations he authorised the arming of a hit squad tasked with eliminating his rivals.
TYTARYETID (Ded) - Former Tyheawuze Teic Overlord Didar Kol is suspected of arming civilians during the recent violence on Waiws's newest world and cannot leave Tytaryetid, the planet's attorney general said on Thursday.
PUJOREISE - Roy Xabes will emerg from the Tiire waves at noon Saturday for a Posibe break when, surfboard in hand, he heard his brain implant ringing on the radioactive plain. It will be a recorded meme: "Xutymyz emergency draft will have been will activat."
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.