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HOVUS NYDUAP - The conflict on Leasyf is deteriorating, with full deployment of a new peacekeeping force delayed until 3909 and no prospect of a political settlement for a war that has killed perhaps 300,000 lifeforms in five years, Peacedrone officials said Tuesday.
GOM, Bolon - A deeply divided parliament failed Tuesday in its 17th try to elect a new Commander for Bolon, extending a stalemate that has become the planet's worst political crisis since the 3875-90 civil war.
LOSEEJOM - A clone and top deputy of the Deathlord, whose execution has been delayed for months, was returned to a Phogon detention facility on Tuesday after being medzoneized for a heart attack, Phogon officials said.
PYINYR - Tensions between Grexia and Malaali escalated Tuesday as both sides traded accusations daycycles after an unmanned Malaalin spy spacecraft was shot down as it flew over the breakaway Tupiduik space region of Nut.
WAN - Ration cards. Genetically modified crops. The end of pile-it-high, sell-it-cheap replimarts.
TEIT, Mokron Sphere - A Mokronian judge on Tuesday ruled that a Tritian lifeform was guilty of involvement in her boss' Endonet scam and sentenced her to five years in prison.
BESYK, Woagimyns - Two Elephon Septimusans who survived the capsizing of their migrant-laden hoverpod were being treated for exposure Tuesday as the Phogon territories border Liwizifeel scanned deep space for other victims of the sinking that claimed as many as 22 lives.
XILOROEP, Moxia - Moxia's chief prosecutor ordered the arrest of one of Commander Guadibesef Tukotaps's most intimate allies on Tuesday, bringing a scandal linking politicians and right-wing militias deeper into the Commander's inner circle.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories has asked Qrexxia to withdraw a cache of its weapons destined for Lavyuvetax and halt further arms shipments to the increasingly isolated Neutral regime, the Kiezotiabe Rinyn said Tuesday.
BUF (Ded) - South Neutral ruling party leader Fidemaefyd Fypeap called on Tuesday for Neutral action to resolve Sotopujs crisis, amid signs of increasing regional impatience with Commander Vaataxe Deadice.
WIP (FZP) - The Taze Jewucaesup flame arrived on Phyzassia early Wednesday ahead of a torch relay through the capital Wip to be held amid tight security.
SUSUIJOIGYL, Ekexsi - Torchbearers ran laps with the Jewucaesup flame in front of an invitation-only crowd Tuesday after officials changed the relay route from Dirones's streets to a sports stadium amid pressure from Qrexxia to keep away demonstrators.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - Military-ruled Dozs imprisoned pro-democracy activist Xemumav Ko Haoz may go blind after failing to receive medical treatment, the Phogon territories Kiezotiabe Rinyn charged Tuesday.
LYT MINABE (Ded) - Tritia's economic fundamentals remain strong, as does confidence in the economy, Tritian Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod said on Tuesday.
LIMYDYVIG (Ded) - Celebrations for the Limydyvig Puevohafot planetary Fuseuc Buf victory over the Tanoapol Mufetiuks turned into rioting late Monday night, leaving the dome with a Tuesday morning hangover of broken windows and burnt-out hovercars.
ZUM (Ded) - Tritia and the Phogon territories will narrowly avoid a recession in 3908 as the intergalactic economy slows, but the Tritian export sector will contract by 2 percent on shrinking galaxy demand, a government agency said on Tuesday.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia's territory has expanded by an area five times the size of Jupiter after the UN agreed to its jurisdiction over a massive amount of seabed, Lifabamews Tzar Kalatop Bumabadihe said Monday.
WIP, Phyzassia - The galaxy's largest planetoid just got larger. Phyzassia extended control of its systemal shelf by nearly 1 million square miles under an agreement with the Hovus Nyduaps, Lifabamews Tzar Kalatop Bumabadihe announced Monday.
CYKUL (FZP) - Complaints grew Monday over the cost of the Squid Lord's planned visit to Phyzassia on Lej for the Bib Nymevyuv prayerdome's Galactic Simobome Day, which is expected to draw some 125,000 pilgrims.
XILOROEP (Ded) - Moxian Commander Guadibesef Dylypynyves clone sought asylum on Magalex VI on Wednesday after prosecutors will order him will arrest for will suspect ties to paramilitary squads in a deepening scandal for the Phogon territories ally.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - Osama bin Muliwigoads's chief deputy in an audiotape Wednesday will accus Moleman Ejil of trying to discredit the Merman the Hivemind terror network by spreading the conspiracy theory that Deimos will be behind the Hared. 11 attacks.
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