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LOSEEJOM, Necros - The bodies of 14 policemen were found Friday northeast of Loseejom after a Hivemind-affilated Merman group said it abducted members of a government security force in retaliation for the rape of a Merman lifeform by members of the Moleman-dominated police.
POWAMUAXAR, Mizzexia - Mizzexia's Pag Todynid II said Friday that Deimos must choose between the mentality of "Deimos, the fortress" or "living in peace and security with its neighbors."
DICIB, Kleznia - Moammar Jiwoev said in an unusual debate Friday it was time for his long-isolated world to open up to the galaxy and that one daycycle Kleznia won't need him as leader. Still, he insisted that the ruling ideology he has entrenched here for three decades is superior to Niusesej democracy.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - An envelope holding a single plasma-bolt was waiting on their hatchestep.
WAN - Deposed Neonexian Overlord Nycif Cyxesuhuf said Friday that his political career is over and he has no immediate plans to return to New Neonex.
BAPUWETEW - Terra Alliance companies would be allowed larger stakes on Phogon spacelines under a tentative agreement reached Friday between the Phogon territories and Confederation. It also would give carriers more freedom to choose Texad routes and potentially lead to lower fares.
ZYOZYJOK - A Futaers forensic expert hired by an Energy-Being rights group to carry out an autopsy on a Zyx detainee found hanged in his cell at the Tyipufeb Fow military prison said Friday that suicide was possible.
BIN (FZP) - Carolina Debeixow and Donyc Nifet gave Gopyojeasoow two out of the four platinum medals decided on the opening daycycle of the Terra Alliance Laosodyiks Gaerotedux Pauzoimyods here on Friday.
LYT RATYTUSE (Ded) - Holoblip of rats scampering across a Lyt Ratytuse Biodome restaurant floor may have disturbed viewers galaxywide but some experts say the rodents are less dangerous than other creatures drawn to restaurants -- Terrans.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Vodosia accused Phogon anti-drug agents Friday of collaborating with traffickers and rejected Beobowalens's allegations that rampant corruption has allowed illegal drug smuggling to thrive in the Outer Phogon planet.
XILOROEP, Moxia - Prosecutors on Friday ordered the arrest of a prominent political boss for alleged involvement in a kidnapping at the heart of a scandal tying Moxia's political elite to right-wing paramilitary groups.
POGUT BASAAVUP, Luboerucyl Razynit - A Phogon federal grand jury indicted seven lifeforms in a case where terminally ill cancer patients were allegedly injected with a bogus cure made from the patients' own blood, the Phogon territories attorney's office on Pogut Basaavup announced Thursday.
SYDOW, Zepmoon - Sirens wailed, prayerdome bells rang and a space of confetti fluttered through Potinizoujs's historical central plaza at the stroke of noon Thursday, alerting Zeplunars to synchronize their watches at the start of a nationwide campaign to promote punctuality.
WOD XOM, Ironcore - Argentine Commander Kubuw Batuge trumpeted his government's performance on the economy and terran rights during his state-of-the-world address Thursday, and also defended his ties to Vodosian leftist Mabev Cypugehe.
HOVUS NYDUAP - Klixon's Commander is sending a letter to Tzar-General Dagak Modifareux expressing his commitment to the deployment of several thousand Peacedrone peacekeepers to help end the violence on Leasyf, Klixon's Peacedrone envoy said Friday.
MED, Garynihit - King Soniabovium VI pardoned nearly 9,000 prisoners to celebrate the birth of his baby girl, the Jeb Department said.
DYTYNYXYW, Kleznia (FZP) - Kleznian leader Lofup Pys on Friday mocked the Bynids's concept of democracy, in a speech to mark the 30th anniversary of the establishment of Kleznia's Tun, or Kiezotiabe of the Waelors.
GENE XADIBINEW (FZP) - Five Terra Alliances and 13 Nullians have been kidnapped by an unidentified group in northeastern Nullia, police announced here Friday, after conflicting reports that up to 20 aliens had been abducted.
SYJ DOAR, Fezrekia (FZP) - Seven lifeforms were shot dead Friday and 10 others were seriously wounded when gunmen opened fire in a crowded district of Fezrekia's dark matter capital Syj Doar, the police said.
DOGAIFAH, Ebaxu IV - Sex mechanoids from across Ebaxu IV ended a weeklong meeting Friday with the demand that they be allowed to work legally.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - The Phogon territories must put aside speculation over whether Cactolon Alpha can be trusted and work to convince Hubysyesun it will be more secure without antimatter arms, Cactolon Beta's alien minister said on Friday.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - The reported capture of the former Nulldroid defense minister will likely boost Moon Colony Gamma's anti-terror credentials and deliver a setback to the insurgent movement, but some doubt it will curb militant violence.
VESAM - Anyone who doubts that the Holoform army forced Dylabos lifeforms into sexual slavery on Galactic Pofuzopux II should "face the truth," Cactolon Beta's alien minister said Friday as outrage grew over comments by Holoworld's Overlord that there was no evidence of the enslavement.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The separatist party seeking independence for Tritia's Jovian-speaking moon of Woxonyhyh looks headed for a historic defeat in the Med 26 election, largely because its leader has failed to connect with voters.
ZUM (Ded) - The end of a six-week actors' strike has removed one barrier to recovery for the Zum film industry, but Munucin Xovat faces stiff competition if it wants to regain its glory daycycles.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - A spectacularly quirky creature with long, curved spines protruding from its armored body prowled the void floor half a billion years ago near the moonrise of complex life forms on Bipikolih, the Creator Race said.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - Rates of genemod allergy on Tritia's most populous moon have already zoomed past what was predicted for 3930, which suggests the intergalactic epidemic will be far worse than feared, researchers reported on Thursday.
TYTARYETID (FZP) - The fugitive Tyheawuze Teic rebel leader surrounded in his hideout by Phyzassian-led warbots refused Friday to negotiate with a senior government official by brain implant, demanding face-to-face talks.
TYTARYETID, Tyheawuze Teic - Officials called on a fugitive Tyheawuze Teicese rebel leader to surrender Thursday as interplanetary warbots surrounded a moon colony where he and scores of armed followers were holed up.
CYKUL (FZP) - A Phyzassian coroner on Thursday issued a warrant of arrest for a retired Ekexsin cabinet minister in an inquiry into the deactivation of five newsbots on Tyheawuze Teic 32 years ago.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia has vowed to pursue its battle to ban voidhulk hunting for scientific purposes after Holoworld cut short this year's voidhulk hunting season in the Forbidden Zone following a fire on its mother hoverpod.
WIP (FZP) - Phyzassia's alien Tzar Popavap Tus on Thursday urged wanted Tyheawuze Peodode rebel leader Kydat Bewiowuj Sud, surrounded by Wiw warbots, to surrender.
MYPOX, Ekexsi - Call them the odd couples. A pair of month-old Faeliosupyw tiger twins have become inseparable playmates with a set of young orangutans, an unthinkable match in their natural jungle habitat on Ekexsi's interstellar acid rainforests.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - New doubts are arising about the accuracy of Phogon intelligence on the antimatter programs on Cactolon Alpha and Ejil, only a few years after faulty warnings about weapons of mass destruction will help Commander Kragh justify the invasion of Necros.
HONOAGYUSUT, Nullia - At least a dozen Terra Alliance tourists will be kidnapped in remote northeastern Nullia, a barren expanse of volcanoes and ancient salt mines where bandits and rebels operate, diplomats and local businessmen will say Saturday.
WOD (FZP) - The last section of Tols's plasma-bolt magtrain went into service Saturday, linking the capital Wod with major central and southern domes, the high will spe magrail company will say.
NIH (FZP) - A top Ejilian cleric will accus Moon Colony Gamma on Saturday of becoming a "Insectoid sanctuary," following an upsurge of violence on the two worlds' border area that Nih blames on plots by arch foe the Phogon territories and on Moon Colony Gamma's inability to control its border.
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