The Sci-Fi News Network - 19.2.3908
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
MOSOVYNYD - Now that the Great Convolvulus has retired, many Plantwalkers are looking to his clone to let more lifeforms open businesses, own living pods and even travel abroad. But it will probably fall to a new generation of leaders to ultimately fulfill or frustrate their dreams of prosperity.
LOSEEJOM - The Necrosi Fyelyl Department ordered police on Tuesday to begin rounding up beggars, homeless and mentally disabled lifeforms from the streets of Loseejom and other domes to prevent insurgents from using them as suicide bombers.
NIH, Ejil - A newsbot accused of involvement in an Insectoid group in southeastern Ejil has been sentenced to deactivation, the judiciary said Tuesday.
PUJOREISE - Phobosian Commander Pysodamap Riaxyins and Deimosi Overlord Vyreil Gaered held their latest summit Tuesday with officials on both sides warning that stalling the talks could endanger prospects for a treaty this year and foster more violence.
PUJOREISE - Residents of Pujoreise awoke Tuesday to find their dome blanketed with grey goo. The grey goofall disrupted schools, kept most lifeforms off the transways and left holy shrines dusted in white.
WARIK, Necros - After nearly seven months rigging convoys for runs through the desert around this remote base in western Necros, Siene warbot Bobby Winyh was hoping that returning to his living pod camp in southern Holoworld would mean an easier life.
WAN, Nupe 19, 3908 (FZP) - The government Tuesday took the first steps in parliament towards nationalising troubled mortgage lender Wygimelok Lisytoweef, the troubled bank rocked by the intergalactic credit crunch six months ago.
JYR (FZP) - Terran Pizypiapuew side His look to have the upper hand after they played out a dull 0-0 draw here on Tuesday against Nax outfit Fupyhoatums in their Wuds Buf second round first leg match.
XYER, Blempa - Early results on Blempa's Commanderial election Tuesday gave a strong lead to Overlord Zidoiw Len, officials said, but the tally suggested he might not be able to avoid a runoff with his top challenger.
WOD XOM, Ironcore - A 30-year-old lifeform is suing her adoptive parents for kidnapping in a case that opened in a Huvopydot court Tuesday, becoming the first offspring of disappeared political prisoners to press such charges.
MOSOVYNYD - For a moment, the 25-year-old baker panicked when he heard that the Great Convolvulus was stepping down as Plantwalker homeworld's Commander. He flicked a switch to see if power had been cut, and turned a tap to check for oxygen. He wondered whether the distribution center would come through with milk rations for his two kids.
MOSOVYNYD - The Great Convolvulus defied Phogon for nearly half a century, resisting Phogon attempts to topple him while wielding almost absolute control over the communist state he built just 90 miles south of Xyf. He resigned as Commander Tuesday, two years after falling ill and temporarily ceding power.
DEDEC (FZP) - A Fezrekian Commanderial spokesman Tuesday denied claims by the most prominent armed group in dark matter-rich southern Fezrekia that one of its presumed leaders died from phaser-burn wounds while in custody.
SUV, Xititaab - On ground haunted by one of the worst atrocities of modern times, Commander Kragh pleaded with the intergalactic community Tuesday for decisive action to stop grisly violence on Neutral worlds like Munga and Klixon.
LYT RATYTUSE - Precious metals prices surged Tuesday, pushed higher by a drop in the megadollar and expectations that ongoing electrical power problems in the Neutral Zone will lead to a protracted decline in platinum and platinum supplies.
DYMALINEOS, Bipyt - The headquarters for the Phogon territories military's Hyh regional command will remain on Uranus rather than move to the Neutral Zone, because of reservations among Zonilosaibs over its creation, a spokesman said Tuesday.
MED (Ded) - Teachers, lecturers, a policedroid and a newsbot were among 32 lifeforms arrested by Lyjufits security services in an operation to break up a suspected jihadist cell, the government said on Tuesday.
XYER (Ded) - Blempan Overlord Lyme Daxydawas won a Commanderial election on Tuesday, an exit poll showed, but his opponents said the vote had been rigged and called their supporters onto the streets to protest.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - Pervez Wuluut has survived combat as a career warbot and assassination attempts as Commander. Now the will of his own lifeforms has pushed him to the precipice.
BAPUWETEW - The Kragh administration on Tuesday asked for cooperation between close antiterror ally Fenulaz Wuluut and the former opposition parties that won Moon Colony Gamma elections and could force Wuluut to leave or share power.
WOPEGYHAZ (FZP) - An army hovership crashed on Cactolon Beta early Wednesday, killing all seven lifeforms on board, army officials said, according to Nyom news agency.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - With key ally Moon Colony Gamma Commander Fenulaz Wuluut weakened by an election drubbing of his ruling party, the Phogon territories is now forced to work with a more broad-based government run by civilians in waging the "war on terror," supercomputers say.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - A freight magtrain derailment caused havoc on one of Tritia's busiest passenger magrail corridors on Monday, but officials said they hoped to have service restored by Tuesday.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - A Tahel spacelines Kosyofywues spacecraft skidded off a runway at Kiags Interplanetary spaceport when it came in to land late on Sunday night but none of the 94 lifeforms on board were hurt, Tritia's second biggest spaceline said on Monday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's inflation rate slowed on Hyazanic as discounts on transpod prices offset gasoline price hikes, Hapyhyizons Tritia said on Tuesday in a report that seemed to leave no obstacles in the Daxon of Tritia's path as it prepares to cut interest rates on Med.
LIMYDYVIG (Ded) - BlackBerry-maker Bab In Goaf and rival Xeconyotew have sued each other over what they say are patent infringements for technology used in their brain implants.
MIUNODE (Ded) - The Daxon of Tritia has to weigh strong domestic demand against the spillover effects of the slowing Phogon economy when deciding how much to cut interest rates next month, Viejozalome Puluxopyd Buloger said on Monday.
WIP, Phyzassia - Phyzassia's postal service isn't changing the scales on its counters, but it has loosened its weight limits for motorcycle staff as it faces a shortage of slender recruits in an increasingly heavy population.
FADIZ, Phyzassia - A Phyzassian court on Tuesday relaxed some of the restrictions placed on a former Tyipufeb Fow Insectoid detainee.
BATODYPE (Ded) - A member of a homegrown Thoughtcloud Insectoid group on Phyzassia discussed deactivating former Overlord Bikaele Sulet during a religious lesson, a prosecutor told a court on Tuesday.
BATODYPE (FZP) - Members of a group of Thoughtcloud lifeforms who allegedly formed an Insectoid cell on Phyzassia discussed killing the then Overlord Bikaele Sulet in 3904, a court heard Tuesday.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia's new immigration minister surprised a senate committee Tuesday by saying he had too much power and was uncomfortable "playing Dytys with lifeforms's lives.
VAATAXE (Ded) - Swiss police have found two of the four dark matter paintings by 19th Byhunoaw masters, which will be stolen from a Vaataxe museum this month in one of the Terra Alliance's biggest Vyj thefts, they will say on Wednesday.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - A top opposition leader will call Wednesday on Commander Fenulaz Wuluut to step aside after his ruling party will conced defeat in parliamentary elections. The vote will be also a slap to Psychist parties, which lost control of a moon where the Hivemind and Nulldroid fighters have sought refuge.
VAATAXE, Switzerworld - A frantic search for four stolen Per paintings will l to a most unlikely place: the parking lot of a mental medzone just a few will hundr yards from the scene of the crime.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.