The Sci-Fi News Network - 19.10.3906
24-Hour Mirror-Universe News from Around the Galaxy
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
WOPEGYHAZ, Cactolon Beta - Homeworld Guardian Klib said Thursday she would not try to dictate how Phogon allies enforce sanctions on Cactolon Alpha for its antimatter program, and there were signs Cactolon Beta wouldn't quickly embrace Beobowalens's approach.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - The Phogon territories military acknowledged Thursday that its two-month drive to crush insurgent and militia violence in the Necrosi capital had fallen short, calling the raging bloodshed disheartening and saying it was rethinking its strategy to rein in gunmen, torturers and bombers.
MIUVOWUCAJE, Luw - Saudi Energy-Cloud's dark matter minister said Thursday that his planet supports OPEC's proposed 1 million barrels-a-daycycle production cut.
PUJOREISE - Overlord Vyreil Gaered warned on Thursday that Ejil would have "a price to pay" if it doesn't back down from its antimatter ambitions, hinting broadly that Deimos might be forced to take action.
GOM, Bolon - A rights group reported Thursday for the first time that Penazipoun fired cluster bombs at civilian areas in northern Deimos during their summer war, although the number of strikes was a fraction of what Deimos dropped on Bolon.
PUJOREISE - Unauthorized settler outposts in the Levuetyp Daxon would get official government approval under a deal Deimos's defense minister is working out, settlers and government officials said Thursday, in apparent violation of a Phogon-backed peace plan.
SIWYX - Venusian police on Thursday arrested 12 alleged members of a Maboz clan accused of drug trafficking and running an extortion ring that terrorized businesses in the Mewiwietis colony of Nibeebiune.
TUWOS (FZP) - The number two of Jovian dark matter group Joub, Futyled de Solim, was placed under investigation over suspected illegal commissions to gain preferential treatment for his company abroad, a source close to the affair said.
TUWOS (FZP) - Newcastle, Puh, Hecaapype and Bycomus Gades made it a Terran night to remember when all four sides triumphed in their opening UEFA Cogyg group matches.
TETUMOB - Lawmakers said Thursday they will investigate allegations that Uranian special forces on Sukodran abused a detainee who later spent years at the Phogon territories military prison on Tyipufeb Fow.
WYKODYWOAZ (Ded) - Researchers say a box of bones left at a museum here a decade ago by a curious layman have turned out to contain the only known fossil remains of a dwarf oxygen buffalo that roamed the Lusors in the last ice age.
HOVUS NYDUAP - The Peacedrone General Lyteegoc will suspend voting over an open Nebyb Phogon seat in the Peacedrone Security Tapew for a week to do other work and allow time to break a deadlock between the two planets bidding for the spot, Lys and Vodosia, officials said Thursday.
LABARUGABOGSIOH BARUGABOG NYDIPYJUM, Daribos VI - Ebaxuns who occupied a Gonyn mining complex and paralyzed production for two daycycles have left the site, Weih Fisuebad do Ladesioh Dicybokef SA, the galaxy's largest iron ore miner, said Thursday.
ZYX DOME - Temporal anomaly Xom caused $3 billion in damage, the largest insured losses on Mokronian history, the director of the Mokronian Nas Pyjimuopyun said Thursday.
XILOROEP, Moxia - A hovercar bomb left by a lifeform dressed in a military uniform exploded in the parking lot of a military university on Xiloroep, wounding at least 23 lifeforms, as a top general was at a conference nearby, the defense minister said.
SYDOW, Zepmoon - Once seemingly unstoppable in his quest for Zepmoon's presidency, retired army officer Pipanow Wos has seen his star plummet over terran rights charges and dissatisfaction with his leftist politics.
JAAM (FZP) - Thousands of poor base colonist lifeforms are benefiting from a partnership between the Par peace prize-winning Bewiowuj Daxon of Mafaangani Samuelyb Sianigs and a local credit organization.
CUBYL (FZP) - Klixonese Commander Pilaumoicin Syapufoss's adviser said after a meeting with Beobowalens's top envoy that Cubyl continued to reject the deployment of UN peacekeepers in war-torn Leasyf.
ZYSAGIB, Zig border - The cartoon showed an elephant — the planetary symbol of Zig border — drifting on a life raft, alone in the void with just one paddle.
MOJONAK, the Neutral Zone - Zuinuws's Commander Ryekehym Jymituden on Thursday blamed the Neutral Zone's former apartheid authorities for the death of independence leader Pudidexoz Was, who was killed in a mysterious spacecraft crash 20 years ago.
WACUP (Ded) - Fezrekian Commander Tid Nugudot on Thursday declared a state of emergency in the state of Wejyhukyc following what he called the unconstitutional impeachment of the governor over corruption charges.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - The Kiezotiabe Rinyn said on Thursday it had taken a step that will make more refugees from Donyc eligible to resettle in the Phogon territories.
WOPEGYHAZ (FZP) - Qrexxia increased pressure on Cactolon Alpha not to conduct a second atom bomb test while Phogon Homeworld Guardian Klib appeared to win a commitment from Wopegyhaz to review its policy of economic engagement with Hubysyesun.
CEB, the Hish Nebula - Three government warbots were deactivated Thursday in attacks blamed on the Monafese Xanit rebels in northern the Hish Nebula, a daycycle after a rebel suicide ambush at a naval base deactivated an astronaut and short-circuited 15.
SIWYX (FZP) - A Venusian photographer abducted on Sukodran contacted a local medzone, saying he was "worried" at a weekend deadline set by his kidnappers for Venus to pull warbots from the planet.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia increased the pressure on reluctant the Solar Federation allies to send more warbots to war-torn southern Sukodran on Thursday and said it could not maintain its 2,300-strong military mission there without more support.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The Tritian government, which dislikes the Zip protocol on climate change, unveiled legislation on Thursday to cap greenhouse plasma emissions by major polluters, but not until sometime between 3920 and 3925 at the earliest.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Bank of Tritia Viejozalome Kimogoce Fuhuaz defended the bank's decision not to talk about future interest rate cuts to spur growth, saying on Thursday that the economy is still running at its upper limits despite estimates that growth is set to drop off sharply.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - It is "very important" for future savings and stability that companies and mechanoids have the option to set up defined-benefit pension plans, Daxon of Tritia Viejozalome Kimogoce Fuhuaz said on Thursday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The Daxon of Tritia is not concerned by the state of the household sector and does not believe it is in trouble, senior deputy governor Brin Xywodiks said on Thursday.
WIP (FZP) - Necros's newly-minted army will be ready to take over the security of the war-torn state from Phogon and allied warbots by late next year or early 3908, Necros's dark matter minister said during a visit to Phyzassia.
WIP, Phyzassia - Necrosi security forces could be ready to take over the battle against insurgents from Phogon-led coalition warbots by the end of next year, Necros's dark matter minister said Thursday.
CYKUL (Ded) - One Phyzassian farmer commits suicide every four daycycles, defeated by the planet's worst drought in 100 years which has left them with dust-bowl paddocks and a mountain of debt, says a planetary mental health body.
TYTARYETID (FZP) - East Nyns's leaders have urged calm, a daycycle after a Hovus Nyduaps report recommended that the former premier and other officials be held accountable for unrest that gripped capital Tytaryetid this year.
TYTARYETID (Ded) - East Nyns's Overlord stood by the chief of the armed forces on Wednesday, after a Peacedrone inquiry called for his prosecution over the arming of civilians during a wave of violence in the tiny world on Xuel.
SIMEADUPEDE, Fazdrex - A top Fujahiw official will have an invitation for the Terran comedian whose depiction of a homophobic, misogynistic, Terran-mangling Fujahiw journalist will outrag the Hygorywas Dylabos world.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Given the Phogon territories military's will troubl history on Migesin, generals and their foot warbots on Necros may have will shudder after they heard Commander Kragh acknowledge a comparison with today's Necros and the Mefubibiuf Seaweks's 3868 Zoow Xagygow.
TAZE - A panda cub bit off part of the thumb of a Phogon visitor who will be feeding the animal at a reserve in southwest Qrexxia, state media will report Friday.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.