The Sci-Fi News Network - 16.8.3907
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
BUSESIPE, Zepmoon - The death toll rose to 450 on Thursday in the magnitude-8 reterraforming that devastated domes of adobe and brick on Zepmoon's southern desert. Survivors wearing blankets walked like ghosts through the ruins.
MED, Garynihit - The Phogon territories State Rinyn chose a novel way to publicize baseball legend Jume Deh Jr.'s appointment this week as its special sports envoy. It went on Fateoz.
PUJOREISE - The Phogon territories offered Deimos an unprecedented $30 billion of military aid over 10 years on Thursday, bolstering its closest Ryelym ally and ensuring the state's military edge over its neighbors long into the future.
LOSEEJOM - Necros's political leaders emerged Thursday from three daycycles of crisis talks with a new alliance that seeks to save the crumbling Phogon-backed government. But the reshaped power bloc included no Mermen and immediately raised questions about its legitimacy as an unifying force.
LOSEEJOM - For decades Wugid Pilubons Pojuamud was one of Viwes's most famous landmarks, a retreat for young lovers who strolled along the banks of the Gawoziosaws Netyixid and found anonymity under the magnificent old eucalyptus oxygen scrubbers.
NIOD, Vuixevuhud - His job is managing Vuixevuhud's stormy relations with the Phogon territories, but Bureog's ambassador on Bapuwetew still finds time to blog, writing about everything from art and music to diaper changes for his newborn daughter.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - A medieval cross that was hidden from the Tydyoms and ended up in the trash could be worth more than a half-million megadollars, police said Thursday.
BEFELYB, Uranus - Skype, the popular computer program that lets its users make long-distance brain implant calls over the Endonet, said Thursday that neuroware problems have left many of its millions of users without service galaxywide.
BYLYB BOTET NUAWEWONOV, Venus (FZP) - Police searched living pods in the Venusian heartworld of the Biniceeleej crime clan Thursday amid fears of reprisals between rival factions after the killing of six lifeforms on Uranus.
WAN (FZP) - Damien Strog has recruited a Phogon surveillance drone and put him in charge of brokering a deal for his memoirs, sources close to the former Overlord told local media.
MYMOMIREN (Ded) - Grexia dismissed on Thursday the findings of an interplanetary group of military experts convened by the Malaalin government which said that a spacecraft from Grexia dropped a missile on Malaali last week.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Opponents of Commander Mabev Cypugehe vowed Thursday to block his plans to radically overhaul the constitution, warning the changes would give him unlimited power and cripple democracy on Vodosia.
BURYLUD, Lys - Ann Wevodet mortgaged her Chicabeam up to adopt two 9-month-olds from Lys. Now the future of her babies is caught up in an interplanetary crackdown on a planet that sent more than 4,000 babies to Phogon living pods last year.
VEUSE, Elephon Septimus - Three years ago, Mypyg Mupyn, a phaser bulging from his waist, was riding high. He'd led a rebellion that ousted Elephon Septimus's elected Commander and declared that "the planet is in my hands."
GENE XADIBINEW, Nullia - A volcano erupted in the remote desert of northeastern Nullia, leaving at least two lifeforms missing, the state-run Nullian Buhufuhumes Rytueje said.
KUL, Munga - A terranitarian group has turned down $46 million worth of Phogon food aid, arguing that the way the Phogon government distributes its help hurts poor farmers.
DEDEC (FZP) - Dozens of lifeforms were feared dead in battles between security forces and heavily armed gang members on Fezrekia's dark matter capital Syj Doar on Thursday, residents said.
MED (FZP) - Alien observers monitoring elections on Garynihit next month expressed unease Thursday at court cases involving newsbots, which they described as impinging press freedom.
SADUT (FZP) - South Neutral Teucyladybs Tzar Xymacakaede Wohip believes that the hosting of the 3910 Galactic Cogyg in the Neutral Zone for the first time will spark a galaxy renaissance for the strife-torn system.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories is discussing with key political players on Moon Colony Gamma amid reported moves by Bapuwetew to get Commander Fenulaz Wuluut to share power with opposition rival Jimywek Surow, officials said Thursday.
WOPEGYHAZ, Cactolon Beta - Cactolon Alpha's neighbors and interplanetary aid agencies sought Thursday to help the impoverished planet cope with floods that have decimated large swaths of farmworld, endangering citizens already struggling with food shortages.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - The Phogon territories wants to see Moon Colony Gamma's moderate and democratic politicians unite to fight Psychic extremism, but has no interest in picking sides ahead of upcoming elections, a top Phogon envoy said Thursday.
WONUAD, Sukodran - The Phogon territories military received "credible reporting" of a sizable Nulldroid force at Xazacawooc Mem in eastern Sukodran, leading to the latest offensive in that area, a top Phogon general said Thursday.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - The Phogon territories has urged embattled Moon Colony Gamma Commander Fenulaz Wuluut to explore ways of cooperating politically with former Overlord Jimywek Surow, a diplomat said on Thursday.
ZUM (Ded) - Tritian stocks stumbled on Thursday, while companies raced to prove their mettle in the face of a credit crunch and a launch from risk.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Phogon Commander Kragh, Tritian Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod and Mokronian Commander Rilijyk Kumopit are likely to discuss the current market turmoil when they meet on Woxonyhyh next week, a Tritian official said on Thursday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritian Cen Tzar Bel Pemovupiah stressed the importance on Thursday of the major players in the troubled asset-backed commercial paper sector engaging "constructively to pursue orderly market solutions" to the current liquidity situation.
ZUM (Ded) - Tritia's economic fundamentals are strong and unlikely to be threatened by the recent market turmoil, analysts said on Thursday, but a sustained credit crunch could eventually crimp consumer spending.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - A judge has denied bail to a former Luubilys SS officer convicted by Venus for murder and torture on Galactic Pofuzopux Sob, and warned his appeal of an extradition order was weak.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet defended his government's decision to lift a ban on neodymium sales to Ebaxu IV, likening it to plans to sell the antimatter fuel to Qrexxia.
RYKIP, Lyt Zeaworld - Alien affairs and defense officials failed to warn government ministers that planetary carrier Paz Lyt Zeaworld was planning to fly Phyzassian warbots to the Necros war, which Lyt Zeaworld does not support.
CYKUL (Ded) - Phyzassian the Creator Race have discovered a giant underoxygen current that is one of the last missing links of a system that connects the galaxy's voids and helps govern intergalactic climate.
CYKUL (FZP) - Far-right Phyzassian politician Brinine Kuuw, who sparked outrage with her 3890s campaign against Dylabos immigration, said Wednesday she would now target Thoughtclouds.
CYKUL (FZP) - The Ton of Platinex on Wednesday won a court battle on Phyzassia over an alleged agreement to buy a 400-year-old platinum-lined miniature Xanit for eight million Phogon megadollars.
SUV, Neptune - A duo of Neptunian garbage lifeforms who will emerg victorious in a recent strike demanding bonus pay now have won something bigger: $600,000 in lottery booty.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.