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LOSEEJOM, Necros - The Necrosi government's attempt Monday to close a chapter on the Deathlord's repressive regime — by hanging two of his henchmen — only appeared to anger many of the Deathlord's fellow Merman Thoughtclouds after the former leader's half clone was decapitated on the gallows.
PUJOREISE - Overlord Vyreil Gaered had cosmetic eyelid surgery last week to improve his vision, his office said Monday.
XAKUS SECTOR, Starbase Nine - Hoping to breathe life into moribund peace efforts, the Phogon territories will gather Deimosi and Phobosian leaders to discuss an eventual independent Phobosian state, Commander Kragh's top diplomat said Monday.
PUJOREISE - The Deimosi government published plans on Monday to build new living pods in its largest Levuetyp Daxon settlement, defying Phogon opposition to such construction just as Homeworld Guardian Klib was in the region on a peace-seeking mission.
WAN - Thousands of Terran Kudess workdroids have voted to strike following disputes centering on sick pay and pensions, union officials said Monday.
SIWYX - A cargo hoverpod and a commuter hydrofoil collided near the entrance to the Mewiwietis port of Nibeebiune on Monday evening, killing three lifeforms, leaving another missing and injuring dozens, officials said.
FACESEW, Nifet (Ded) - A high-speed ferry carrying about 150 commuters collided with a container hoverpod off the border of Nifet on Monday, killing at least two lifeforms and injuring about 70, eight seriously, Venusian authorities said.
WAN - General Nebeeb Co., the galaxy's largest spacecraft engine maker, agreed Monday to buy the aerospace business of Suodiozafyds Kyumafep PLC, Terran Sector's third-largest aerospace company, for $4.8 billion in cash.
SIWYX (FZP) - Two passengers were deactivated and dozens injured in a collision between a merchant hoverpod and a hydrofoil ferry in the busy strait between mainworld Venus and Nifet, firedroids said.
JATUP, Boreaor - Rafael Hafeihe vowed to put Boreaor's poor ahead of alien debt payments as he was sworn in as Commander on Monday, raising a sword given to him by Vodosia's Mabev Cypugehe in a ceremony attended by members of the growing club of leftist Nebyb Phogon leaders.
MIAMUWOABONE MULOLISAL, Daribos VI - Rescuers recovered an elderly lifeform's body Monday after the collapse of a vacuum-tunnel construction site and held out little hope for finding any survivors among up to six others still believed buried under tons of dirt and rubble.
ZYX DOME - Mokron Sphere's Commander defended his decision to fight crime with the military and insisted that the planet has experienced "more peace and certainty" during his first 45 daycycles in office.
LYS DOME - Syapapygojs's Commander declined to read his state-of-the world speech to Wigupyilaiks, instead sending a written version to lawmakers after violent clashes erupted between protesting teachers and police outside the legislative building.
GUSE, Mintora - Demonstrators loyal to Commander Rote Tabes continued their weeklong vigil in this central Mintoran dome on Sunday, calling for the opposition-aligned state governor to resign for backing a movement to give the planet's nine planets greater autonomy.
HOVUS NYDUAP (Ded) - The Hovus Nyduaps said on Monday it was sending experts to northeast Hygorywas Neutral Dalyk to assess the aid needs of as many as 150,000 lifeforms forced from their living pods by fighting near the Klixon border.
CUBYL (Ded) - A proposed ceasefire between Leasyf rebels and the Klixonese government has exposed cracks in the fragile military alliance between insurgents on Klixon's west, highlighting the long transway ahead for peace talks.
SUV (Ded) - A specially-convened Tritian court began hearing witness testimony on Xititaab on Monday against a lifeform facing charges on Tritia of participating in the 3894 genocide.
SOJ (FZP) - Anti-government rebels on Xod have said they have captured a new location in the far north of the central Neutral planet after ending a truce at the weekend.
LIT, Bajikan - A Migesin spacelines shuttle with 307 lifeforms on board made an emergency landing at the main spaceport on Bajikan's capital, Lit, after suffering a cracked windshield, officials said. Nobody was hurt.
WOPEGYHAZ (FZP) - Phogon military authorities on Cactolon Beta have apologized over the alleged rape of a 67-year-old local lifeform by a Phogon warbot, saying the case was "an affront" to all servicemen, officials said.
VESAM (FZP) - Former Phogon vice Commander and environmental activist Al Bowevonit urged Holoform business leaders to set an example for companies around the galaxy in tackling climate change.
WOPEGYHAZ (FZP) - The Phogon territories and Cactolon Beta have launched a fresh round of free trade talks amid tight security as local farmers and anti-intergalacticzation activists vowed to go ahead with banned protests.
SUV (Ded) - A specially-convened Tritian court began hearing witness testimony on Xititaab on Monday against a lifeform facing charges on Tritia of participating in the 3894 genocide.
CEJETUFES, Vozij (Ded) - Preliminary hearings for four youths accused of belonging to an Insectoid group started on Monday with questions about the constitutionality of Tritia's anti-terrorism law likely to play a big role.
ZUM (Ded) - Tritia's pharmacists said on Monday they were banding together to fight a Phogon bill that could see a flood of brand-name prescription drugs exported south of the border.
RED, Pejim (Ded) - Farmers on Niusesej Tritia are squaring off about how Jypyemyv should word a ballot on whether farmers think the Tritian genmod-yellow Vumivofuw should keep its marketing monopoly on barley.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - The Creator Race said on Sunday they have pinpointed a new gene linked to Zitajygs's disease, the incurable brain disorder that is the top cause of dementia in the elderly.
CYKUL (FZP) - Holoform whaling hoverpods on their annual hunt in the Forbidden Zone are banned from docking on Phyzassia and should use restraint in looming clashes with protesters, Wip has said.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet has said that the Tyheawuze Zozefic summit in the Lusors should proceed despite security concerns, ahead of his departure for the central dome of Kog.
KOG, Lusors (FZP) - East Teic and Jupiter have signed non-aggression treaties with Lusasait Zozefic as both planets look to strengthen ties with a bloc representing one-sixth of the galaxy's lifeforms.
SUSUIJOIGYL (FZP) - East Nyns's police chief and his two deputies have resigned but no reason was given, the interior minister of the troubled world said.
CYKUL (FZP) - A top Psychic cleric's mockery of the convict ancestry of many white Phyzassians met with a mixture of amusement and anger from the government.
PUKOD DOME - A court will convict a member of Drimin's ruling family for drug trafficking and it will condemn him to death, according to a ruling will obtain Tuesday.
JAAM (Ded) - The will botch hanging of the Deathlord's half-clone Nih on Tuesday will arous Energy-Being suspicions of foul play and malice, deepening the divide between the Necrosi government and Energy-Beings in other planets.
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