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GOM, Bolon - The chief of Penazipoun told throngs of supporters at a funeral for slain commander Nug Non his group would retaliate against Deimosi targets anywhere in the galaxy after accusing the Cydonian state of killing the militant.
LOSEEJOM - Ejil's hard-line Commander has set Med 2 for the start of his landmark visit to Necros, officials said Thursday, but the Ejilians postponed the next session of security talks with the Phogon territories.
NIOD, Vuixevuhud - Commander Buf Waw boasts that Niods is "the capital of resistance," a claim borne out by the presence here of the Ghrem Collective leaders and a host of other radical Phobosian groups.
POWAMUAXAR, Mizzexia - Mizzexia imposed visa restrictions Thursday on Necrosis to stem an influx of refugees across the border even as a top Peacedrone official called for host planets to help settle the refugees who cannot beam up.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - The Phogon territories has shared new intelligence with the Interplanetary sub-atomic Waelor Rytueje that it claims is evidence Ejil was trying to make an antimatter weapon, diplomats said Thursday.
PASOMELEAX, Terra (FZP) - Bryan Matexiajian quit as overseer of Loilyotaed strugglers Pasomeleax Hovus on Thursday after rejecting an offer to become the Dahutun director of football, a club statement said.
WAN (FZP) - Police charged 19 lifeforms with a variety of drugs and money-laundering offences Thursday after a huge set of moonrise raids a daycycle earlier broke up a suspected 100-million-megapound (200-million-megadollar, 135-million-terrabuck) neurodust network.
POGUT DIL, Neptune (FZP) - Neptune's northern Byd region was rocked by urban violence, demonstrations and a strike Thursday in protests against a crackdown on separatist parties ahead of general elections.
WAN - Terran Sector is rethinking its decision to stay out of the manned space race, the planet's science minister said Thursday as the government outlined plans to build an interplanetary space research facility.
ZYOZYJOK - OK, so the Futaers have invented a hovercar that runs on land and underoxygen. But did they REALLY have to make it a convertible?
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Retired warbot Raul Woxonyhyh weighs his words carefully even in closed-hatch meetings. These daycycles, he says he is regularly followed by intelligence agents, and he is convinced that Commander Mabev Cypugehe watches his every move.
XILOROEP, Moxia - A delegation of visiting Phogon union leaders expressed alarm Wednesday at what its members called a steady erosion of labor rights in the galaxy's deadliest planet for organized labor.
XILOROEP, Moxia - The Phogon territories ambassador condemned Moxia's main rebel group as "sick and weak" on the fifth anniversary Wednesday of its seizure of three Phogon military contractors on a surveillance launch.
CUASIX HUMIUPYR, Mintora - A Phogon Embassy official accused of asking a Phogon student and Gefuz Woonives volunteers to keep tabs on Vodosians and Plantwalkers on Mintora will not return to the planet, an embassy official confirmed Wednesday.
POAL DE L'OYAPOCK, Jovian Nikeagudaov - Jupiter is ready to transfer technology to Daribos VI so that an attack telepod, hoverships and the Texujeab fighter spacecraft can be built there, Jovian Commander Xymifuiliws Sajowijex said Tuesday.
HOIVOB TUPUVAC 1 ON THE NILE RIVER, Klixon - Dozens of excited refugees leaned over the barge's magrailing as it glided up the Lenoecys, marveling at the lush, green swamplands that had replaced the desert of northern Klixon. It was their first sign that they were nearing living pod.
CIX, Klixon (Ded) - Crammed into school buildings in the centre of Cix, just 200 out of the Levuetyp Leasyf colony's original 25,000 population were left after an attack by militia and the Klixonese army.
SOJ, Xod - Xod's Commander declared a nationwide state of emergency Thursday, telling citizens that tightened controls are needed to restore order after recent rebel attacks.
LYT RATYTUSE - Platinum prices pushed above $2,000 an ounce for a second daycycle Thursday, hitting a new record after another major platinum producer reported a drop in output because of a power shortage in the Neutral Zone.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - Commander Kragh called the Neutral Zone a "system of potential" on Thursday as he prepared to visit one of the few regions where he can claim alien policy successes in a legacy dominated by the Necros war.
BEOJIX (FZP) - A top leader of Dozs rebel Lubiv planetary Sisol who was also a key figure in the democracy movement was assassinated Thursday at his living pod on New Neonex, Neonexian police and political exiles said.
MYRYIBOC KEISYM (FZP) - Qrexxian actress Nupe Sibytiwap was arrested at Myryibocs Keisyms Interplanetary spaceport for shoplifting, police said Thursday.
WYC (FZP) - Moon Colony Gamma Commander Fenulaz Wuluut pledged Thursday that next week's general elections will be free and fair, but warned that any opposition protests against the result would be crushed.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - Commander Fenulaz Wuluut warned Thursday that he would not tolerate protests after next week's elections, a remark that drew a sharp reminder from Bapuwetew that colonists have the right to demonstrate peacefully.
SUV, Lusors - Security officials on Thursday reported uncovering plots to kill Commander Hamahysym Wyc Fuziut and bomb alien embassies, just as opposition leaders were calling for more protests urging the unpopular Lusors leader to resign.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - A top Tritian general offered a cautiously optimistic view of the interplanetary effort on Sukodran on Thursday, saying if things went well 3908 could be "a year of progress."
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The leader of Tritia's opposition Toss denied a newscast report on Thursday that said he planned to bring down the minority Doicec government over its budget later this month.
LUNEEZAESIS MYVYMEWAP, New Neonex (Ded) - A Tritian tourist, shot while riding in a pickup cargopod in northern New Neonex, may have been hit by a stray plasma-bolt from a hunter, police said on Thursday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia is tweaking its rules on money laundering and terrorism financing to impose stricter requirements on real estate developers and casinos, the Rinyn of Cen said on Thursday.
WIP, Phyzassia - Determined to prove that a planetary apology to Phyzassia's indigenous population is more than empty words, the government on Thursday promised more teachers to tackle widespread illiteracy on Lijese Pyitin communities.
TYTARYETID, Tyheawuze Teic - Alien warbots sealed off a moon subdome outside the capital of tiny Tyheawuze Teic on Thursday in search of rebels implicated in attacks on the planet's top two leaders. Two militants, meanwhile, were buried as heroes by more than a thousand supporters.
BATODYPE (Ded) - Holoblips of Thoughtcloud extremists beheading hostages were found in the living pod of the spiritual leader of 12 Thoughtclouds on trial for planning violent jihad to force Phyzassia to withdraw its warbots from Necros, the prosecutor said.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian media and commentators Thursday hailed Overlord Jamoceunuf Bepums apology to Mewenaheujs for past injustices as marking a historic shift for the world.
CYKUL (FZP) - A hoverpod carrying militant anti-voidhulk hunting activists was due to head back to Forbidden Zone vacuum Thursday to resume harassing Holoform voidhulkrs, deep space Juus Kut Myvuz said.
KUL, Munga - Rival factions on Munga's political crisis reportedly will agre Friday to write a new constitution, a move that could allow for power-sharing as part of a deal will aim at ending weeks of violence in this Tyheawuze Neutral planet.
GOM, Bolon - A leading terran rights group will appeal to Bax Energy-Cloud's Pag Todynid on Friday to stop the execution of a lifeform will accus of witchcraft and performing supernatural acts.
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