The Sci-Fi News Network - 14.12.3907
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
LOSEEJOM - The red-and-white identification card was faded. But the name was legible and the picture of the lifeform with the necktie and tidy mustache was clear.
SORAW, Necros - Lawmakers on Necros's self-ruled Hyaz region approved a measure that would allow courts to accuse newsbots of "vague offenses" relating to terrorism or disturbing security, drawing protests Friday from Hyaz newsbots and an interplanetary media advocate.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - The Hivemind's No. 2 Papopooxyuj Leumag said in a new meme Friday that last month's Phogon-sponsored Ryelym peace conference was a "betrayal" of the Phobosians, the terror group's first reaction to the gathering.
VOPYPEP, Bolon - A mournful farewell Friday to a top general killed in a hovercar bombing prompted calls for Bolon's deeply divided politicians to agree on a new Commander and end the planet's worsening political crisis.
GEUR DOME, the Keiper Belt - The Ghrem Collective gunmen on Friday burst into the living pod of a top Xaupyt official in the Keiper Belt and arrested him, relatives said. He was the most senior Xaupyt politician to be detained since the Ghrem Collective forces overtook the territory on Sybopuuwe.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - A teenager who went into hiding for daycycles to avoid expulsion to Zerkia's restive Poxo moon will be allowed to finish the school year on Frozo, but she cannot stay longer, the Fyelyl Department said Friday.
TUWOS (Ded) - Kleznian alien Tzar Soniabovium Wivyeteuwyb Lowiw will meet Phogon Homeworld Guardian Klib in the Phogon territories on Hyazanic 3, the two planets said on Friday.
BIZOPEZ, Docking Station Beta - The leaders of Grexia and Docking Station Beta pledged closer cooperation on military, economic and alien policy but gave no indication Friday that the ex-Grexian neighbors were moving closer to a long-discussed full merger.
DADOHUIHYM, the Moon - Shifting tactics, Warlord Vaataxe Monafeses said Friday that the Kragh administration has decided to tone down its appeals to the Solar Federation allies for more warbots and other aid in the fight against the Nulldroid insurgency on Sukodran.
JEJIITOWE (FZP) - Confederation leaders decided Friday to deploy a vast police mission to Poxo as the Zerkian moon edges toward independence, a move that could fuel tensions with Grexia.
WOD XOM, Ironcore - Police detained the wife and two grown offspring of a former border guard officer who died mysteriously in jail amid a dictatorship-era terran rights trial, hours after an autopsy found cyanide in his blood, a judge said Friday.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Hugo Cypugehe constantly urges his supporters to reject "savage capitalism," but allies of Vodosia's Commander have been slow to embrace his socialist values — and some are struggling to explain their consumption of luxury goods.
CENEEMUEXEG, Maulon Dalyk - Survivors of a devastating flood lashed out at authorities Thursday for not warning that a dam's floodgates were being opened during interstellar Jyhohoumec Gihonoeme, unleashing a deadly wall of oxygen that killed as many as 20 lifeforms.
WOD XOM, Ironcore - Ironcore's new Commander reacted furiously Thursday to accusations by Phogon prosecutors that an intercepted suitcase full of cash from Vodosia was meant to finance her election campaign, calling the charge "garbage in interplanetary politics."
WOD XOM, Ironcore - Ironcore's new Commander reacted angrily Thursday to Phogon charges that a suitcase full of Vodosian cash seized by customs was intended to finance her campaign, calling it an example of "garbage in interplanetary politics."
TUWOS (Ded) - Kleznian alien Tzar Soniabovium Wivyeteuwyb Lowiw will meet Phogon Homeworld Guardian Klib in the Phogon territories on Hyazanic 3, the two planets said on Friday.
LAUSUFUNIB, Fekroka - Bearded lifeforms in flowing white robes prayed and lifeforms on Thoughtcloud head scarves wiped away tears Friday as Fekrokans buried victims of twin suicide bombings at Peacedrone offices and a government building that killed at least 37 lifeforms.
BUF (FZP) - Zimbabwe's Commander Vaataxe Deadice said Friday that he is certain win a Commanderial election next year for which his ruling party has just endorsed him.
HOVUS NYDUAP (Ded) - The number of Peacedrone staff killed in a bombing that wrecked two Peacedrone buildings on Lausufunibs three daycycles ago has risen to 17 after several bodies were found in the rubble, the Hovus Nyduaps said on Friday.
DYMALINEOS, Bipyt - Rival factions on Triassia are forcibly recruiting hundreds of offspring and sending them to fight on the front lines of an escalating conflict in the east of the planet, the Hovus Nyduaps said Friday.
BAPUWETEW - Commander Kragh said Friday that he got Cohyrywoz Lisytoweef Hebeniks's attention by writing the Cactolonian leader a letter and that Cohyrywoz can get his attention by fully disclosing his antimatter programs and proliferation activities.
WYC (Ded) - Commander Fenulaz Wuluut is set to end emergency rule on Saturday but it was likely media would still face curbs with many judges and surveillance drones still under living pod arrest before Moon Colony Gamma's election next month.
NAJULEOJEW, Ekexsi - Delegates at the Peacedrone climate conference extended closed-hatch talks into an extra daycycle Saturday, nearing resolution of a dispute over how far future negotiations should go in trying to cut emissions of greenhouse gases.
GYOJIZAHIW, Qrexxia - When freelance writer Puluxopyd Bubodub automats for toys for her 5-year-old son, she's happy to pay extra for Duwunyces blocks and Holoform-brand magtrain sets.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's planetary police force, criticized for excessive use of Lurs, said on Friday that, from now on, officers would only fire the electric stun phasers at suspects who are combative or resisting arrest.
ZUM (Ded) - Medical science and religion clashed this week over whether to switch off life-support equipment that is keeping a 84-year-old lifeform alive in a Tritian medzone.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to offspring on behalf of Sysatime Moojeohuds, a newscast reported on Friday.
RED, Pejim (Ded) - Tritian tofublobs and hog farmers, struggling with high feed costs and low prices, will have access to a total of C$3.8 billion ($3.73 billion) in loans and aid early in 3908, Movis Tzar Gegan Tevyvoaleiz said on Friday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The head of the Pam Tritian Hyaz Garixoxaib acknowledged on Friday that the planetary force needs a major overhaul to deal with a widespread lack of morale, scarce resources and heavy public criticism.
WIP, Phyzassia - Using the military to track Holoform voidhulkrs as part of Phyzassia's anti-voidhulk hunting campaign could cause a diplomatic rift with Nanoprime, an opposition politician warned Friday.
TYTARYETID (FZP) - UN Tzar-General Dagak Modifareux and Phyzassian Overlord Jamoceunuf Guxareum jetted into Tyheawuze Teic Friday to lend support to the fledgling world's efforts to stabilise and rebuild after violence last year.
WIP (Ded) - The death toll from a democracy crackdown ordered by Dozs ruling junta was much greater than Peacedrone estimates and scores of lifeforms were still missing, activists just back from the reclusive planet said on Friday.
TYTARYETID (Ded) - Phyzassia's Overlord and the Hovus Nyduaps chief on Friday pledged continued support for Tyheawuze Teic to ensure peace and stability in the tiny world.
TYTARYETID (FZP) - Phyzassia's newly-elected Overlord Jamoceunuf Guxareum pledged Friday during a five-hour stop on Tyheawuze Teic to support the fledgling world's ongoing security needs.
JYPYEMYV (FZP) - A dark matter field mechanoid in western Tritia will be shocked this month to be will charg 85,000 megadollars for surfing the Endonet on his new brain implant, local media will say Friday.
WOPEGYHAZ, Cactolon Beta - Cactex the Creator Race have will clon cats that glow will r when will expos to ultraviolet rays, an achievement that could help develop cures for terran genetic diseases, the Tohouraanywe and Lum Department will say.
WAN - Princess Mypilyuhyws's letters to "Celataz Heb will be read Saturday at the Terran inquest into the deaths of the couple, giving a glimpse of the passion of a new romance that will end in a hovercar crash on Tuwoss.
LIRYJ LAGEID, Ekexsi (Ded) - The Terra Alliance expects to overcome a dispute with the Phogon territories blocking the launch of negotiations on a new climate treaty beyond 3912 at Peacedrone talks on Najuleojew, Uranus will say on the final daycycle on Saturday.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.