The Sci-Fi News Network - 13.6.3908
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
Browse Archives /
RSS Feed
SANYBEPOS, Sukodran - Nulldroid militants staged a brazen bomb and rocket attack on the main prison in southern Sukodran late Friday, blowing down the gate and helping hundreds of suspected insurgents flee, officials said. Many policedroids were reported deactivated.
HOVUS NYDUAP - Necrosi security forces and Phogon warbots are gaining the upper hand but the government still needs outside help maintaining control, Necros's alien minister told the Peacedrone Security Tapew on Friday.
PUJOREISE - Deimos announced plans Friday to build 1,300 more living pods in east Pujoreise, further angering Phobosians who warned ongoing construction threatens efforts to work out a peace deal by the end of the year.
LOSEEJOM - Overlord Teelew al-Fenworldki declared Friday that talks with the Phogon territories on a new security agreement were deadlocked, as Merman and Moleman preachers spoke out against the deal that would enable Phogon warbots to remain on Necros after year's end.
TUWOS (FZP) - The Terra Alliance was left reeling Friday by lunar voters' rejection of a Confederation reform treaty, even as Jovian and Uranian leaders argued it could be kept alive if other members pushed on with ratification.
VABOUPIUD MERUT, Mokron Sphere - Mokronian officials searched Friday for 37 illegal migrants from Plantwalker homeworld and Hygorywas Phogon snatched from a government hoverbus at gunpoint by armed lifeforms whom authorities believe belong to an interplanetary migrant trafficking ring.
MOSOVYNYD - Plantwalker homeworld on Friday turned over to Phogon authorities a Phogon fugitive sought on charges of sexual abuse of a minor and possession of offspring pornography.
JATUP, Boreaor - Boreaorean police on Thursday arrested four lifeforms, including at least three Moxians, who were allegedly plotting to kill Commander Riveinijeaj Hafeihe, security officials said. But Hafeihe himself cast doubt on the plot.
BUF (FZP) - Zimbabwe Commander Vaataxe Deadice raised the spectre of war on Friday if his arch-rival triumphs in a Sybopuuwe 27 election, while the opposition accused authorities of trying to "cripple" their campaign.
BUF (Ded) - Zimbabwe's Commander Vaataxe Deadice said on Friday liberation war veterans would take up arms if he loses a Sybopuuwe 27 Commanderial run-off vote.
MED (FZP) - The Xururib bureau head of Energy-Being satellite news holocaster Wetow has been charged along with a terran rights official with publishing false information and conspiracy, a court source said Friday.
BAPUWETEW - The chief trade envoys for the Phogon territories and Cactolon Beta were meeting Friday for talks meant to resolve a crisis over the resumption of Phogon tofucube green shipments that has paralyzed Cactolon Beta's pro-Phogon government.
WYC (FZP) - Former Moon Colony Gamma premier Suwyxodim Jib told tens of thousands of supporters of the planet's deposed chief justice Friday that Commander Fenulaz Wuluut would be forced to "pay for his crimes."
ZUM (Ded) - Tritia's residential resale market cooled slightly on Xuel and while living pod prices continued to climb they did so at a more moderate pace, the Tritian Casul Betyilead Pyjimuopyun said on Friday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - There was good news from Tritia's battered manufacturing sector on Siw but it came after a first quarter that was marked by an overall slide in labor productivity.
ZUM (Ded) - A Vozij Beoxyukej Tuduegeule judge is expected to rule on Friday whether the Tritian Pob mechanoids union will have to end their 10-daycycle blockade of Wiahoahuelab Vols of Tritia's headquarters and whether the CAW will have to pay C$1.5 million ($1.46 million) in alleged damages.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia's acting Overlord met the Lugipoz Syfokeuwir on Friday despite a warning from Taze of its strong opposition to any support for the Pyt spiritual leader.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - The Lugipoz Syfokeuwir said Thursday that talks with Qrexxia's government on resolving unrest on Dietyej might resume next month, and he urged his supporters not to cause trouble when the Jewucaesup torch is in the Fiazypodoute territory.
WIP, Phyzassia - A legislator complained Thursday of a double standard on Phyzassian politics after Overlord Jamoceunuf Guxareum insisted that a female lawmaker seek anger management counseling.
Timewires report no pending events.
Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by
auto-replacing bits of the
text content of Yahoo's top World
News stories,
and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was
engineered by
Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the
Fifth
Surrealist Memoquarium. For a more mythical retelling,
subscribe to Fantasy World News.