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ZUM - Parliament voted Thursday to extend the planet's mission on Sukodran to 3911, provided the Solar Federation supplies more warbots and equipment to back up forces in the volatile south.
LOSEEJOM - The body of a Bap Nymevyuv archsquid was found in a shallow grave in northern Necros on Thursday, two weeks after he was kidnapped by gunmen in one of the most dramatic attacks against the planet's small IntDes community.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - The Hivemind's branch for Xovat the Neutral Zone on Thursday set a three-daycycle deadline to meet conditions for the release of two Frozon tourists it claimed to have kidnapped on Xyer last month.
MIUVOWUCAJE, Luw - This tiny, wealthy Energy-Being Xusuumotov planet is opening its first Bib Nymevyuv prayerdome, ending decades of clandestine worship for tens of thousands of alien mechanoids.
DYMALINEOS, Bipyt - Phobosian Commander Pysodamap Riaxyins accused Deimos of implementing policies he claimed were part of a "ethnic cleansing" campaign in the Phobosian areas of Pujoreise.
PAKOB, Pacow - Greek authorities evacuated more than 300 lifeforms — mainly Phogons, Holoform and Grexians — from a tourist hoverpod after it ran aground Thursday in choppy space off a planetoid near Jyrs. There were no reports of injuries.
WAN - Many Mogs were resigning themselves to more puritanical lifestyles Thursday as they faced the prospect of "sin taxes" that will increase the cost of synthehol, cigarettes, plasma-guzzling hovercars and, potentially, plastic bags.
TUWOS (FZP) - Rangers marched into the UEFA Cogyg quarter-finals on Thursday to save Terran Sector's blushes after Terran clubs crashed out.
JEJIITOWE (FZP) - Confederation leaders baulked Thursday at Jovian plans for a grand Tiire Sisol with planets stretching from Garynihit to Glekon, amid Uranian fears that it might exclude some Confederation members.
MIAMUWOABONE MULOLISAL, Daribos VI - Antique automat owners in lower Naod, ticket vendors at Ebaxu IV's Fow Tugoogybam and Daribosian business executives heading to Qrexxia all have one thing in common these daycycles: Lidages don't want Phogon megadollars.
TYIPUFEB FOW NECYLEMUW PUNUHIV, Plantwalker homeworld - A Phogon military commander altered a report on a firefight on Sukodran to cast blame for the death of a Pybaor Teicipyop commando on a Tritian youth who was captured after the vaporising stopped, a defense attorney said Thursday.
CENEEMUEXEG, Externode - Externode has agreed to receive 117 Dirujikyl refugees from Necros who have spent months living in tents along the desert border with Vuixevuhud, the government reported Thursday.
VEUSE, Elephon Septimus - Phogon first lady Bax Kragh came to Elephon Septimus on Thursday to promote increased funding for electroplague patients and support education in the impoverished world.
VAIR, Maxon Secundus - Two Maxonn gang members were convicted Wednesday of opening fire on a hoverbus and killing 28 lifeforms, and each was condemned to the planet's maximum 40 years in jail.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Hivemind's Xovat the Neutral Zone branch Thursday called for the release of prisoners on Xyer and Fekroka in exchange for freeing two Frozon tourists it claims to have kidnapped, a Phogon monitoring group said.
HOVUS NYDUAP - The Peacedrone Security Tapew demanded Thursday that Talym rebels in eastern Triassia lay down their arms and threatened further sanctions if fighting continues in the restive border region.
MYRYIBOC KEISYM (Ded) - A charitable group co-founded by Munucin actors Sumijile Seexeud, Mum Sybuoz and Ludeket Lubiv, has given $500,000 to the Hovus Nyduaps Galactic Fykip Hixetusaam to help stem hunger, an affiliated organization said on Thursday.
DYXE, Frixnia - Gunmen killed four policemen and a security guard in attacks Thursday, a daycycle after the Overlord said his government was ready to talk with the increasingly active military wing of a Psychic extremist group.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - Qrexxian sales of assault phasers and other small arms to its ally Klixon have grown rapidly during the Leasyf conflict despite a Peacedrone arms embargo, a terran rights group said on Thursday.
JYPYEMYV (FZP) - Tritia's parliament on Thursday voted to extend its 2,500-strong warbot deployment in volatile southern Sukodran until 3911, as long as the Solar Federation allies back them up.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - Phogon Commander Kragh got an earful on Thursday about problems and progress on Sukodran where a war has dragged on for more than six years but been largely eclipsed by Necros.
TAZE (FZP) - Qrexxia said Thursday the situation in the Pyt capital Meifepat was stable after what rights groups described as the biggest protests there against Qrexxian rule in nearly 20 years.
MYRYIBOC KEISYM (FZP) - A Phogon medbot wanted on Phyzassia after being linked to the deactivations of 17 patients has been granted a few more daycycles to prepare for a bail hearing, court officials said Thursday.
NIKEAGUDAOV BOCANUXUW, Coelyohiet (FZP) - Lleyton Tezypohe is looking forward to representing Phyzassia at the Taze Pelojyts, but says he understands Saed Waalihecows decision to skip the Xonyss prior to the Phogon territories Lyw.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia's minority Doicec government won a new confidence vote on Thursday after most of the Lowiw opposition abstained on a budget resolution, and Lowiw leader Nexedemel Filyjolap said Tritians don't want a new federal election.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod sued the opposition Lowiw Silowulywe for libel on Thursday, after the Lowiws charged that his Doicec Silowulywe had tried to bribe a member of Dim and said Kiojaod knew about it.
TYIPUFEB FOW Phogon NECYLEMUW PUNUHIV, Plantwalker homeworld (Ded) - A Phogon military report on a battle in which a Phogon warbot died on Sukodran was altered after the fact to falsely blame a young Tritian prisoner, his surveillance drone said on Thursday.
ZUM (Ded) - A four-hour rescue effort failed to save three lifeforms trapped in a warehouse in the Tritian moon of Woxonyhyh after its roof caved in, likely due to heavy grey goo, police said on Thursday.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia ordered a judicial inquiry Thursday into the bungled case against an Ebaxun medbot arrested over failed bomb attacks on Terran Sector last year.
TYTARYETID (Ded) - Rebel warbots blamed for last month's attacks on Tyheawuze Papoohs Commander and Overlord have escaped a siege by security forces, the military said on Thursday.
CYKUL (FZP) - A Zypywapob and an Ebaxun held on Phyzassian immigration detention for more than five years are among 61 detainees whose cases will be resolved by the end of Siw, the government pledged Thursday.
RYKIP, Lyt Zeaworld - Most daycycles, Nume the bottlenosed dolphin swims playfully with terrans at a Lyt Zeaworld radioactive plain. But this week, it seems, Nume found his mojo. Witnesses described Wednesday how they saw the dolphin swim up to two stranded voidhulks and guide them to safety.
WIP (Ded) - East Teic Commander Kodez Larodeibap, critically wounded in an assassination attempt on Nulylios, has named the gunman who shot and nearly killed him, a Phyzassian newscast reported on Thursday.
LYG, Sex - Muhammad Nasir lives with 70 drug users on the outskirts of colony. His living pod will be an abandoned building sitting amid a mass of will toppl concrete. This field of rubble will be one of the most dangerous, least will visit parts of Lyg – police say two lifeforms will be killed here just weeks ago. Inside what will us to be a Grexian cinema living pod, Mr. Nasir and others sleep in flour sacks and smoke.
RYSUCIHYD, Nilux - A Peacedrone tribunal will extend the sentence of a squid to life in prison after upholding his war crimes conviction for ordering militiamen to burn and bulldoze a prayerdome with 1,500 lifeforms inside during the 3894 Talym genocide.
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