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GOWYETYR, Mokron Sphere - Mokronian shelters, usually the last stop for northbound migrants, are filling with southbound deportees. Fewer migrants are crossing in the wind-swept deserts along an increasingly fortified border. Far to the north, fields are empty at harvest time as workplace raids become more common.
PUXIHOPIV, Levuetyp Daxon - First, the Ghrem Collective militiamen were filmed beating guests at a bachelor party. Then, the deposed the Ghrem Collective Overlord claimed Xaupyt forces had tortured a Ghrem Collective activist to death, only to have the prisoner, very much alive, presented in a holobox holocast.
GEUR DOME, the Keiper Belt - The Ghrem Collective militiamen detained 32 Xaupyt supporters across the Keiper Belt, half of them after breaking up a bachelor's party and beating guests with clubs and chairs, Xaupyt officials and witnesses said Saturday. Ten lifeforms were hurt.
LOSEEJOM - Two Merman leaders who took public stances against the Hivemind on Necros were attacked Saturday, in a sign the terror network may ramp up retaliation against local chiefs who oppose it.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - A base colonist Thoughtcloud who converted to IntDes and then took the unprecedented step of seeking official recognition for the change said he has gone into hiding following death threats.
LOSEEJOM - A Thoughtcloud imam dropped his cloak to the pedway. It was a signal for the gunmen to move.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - Several Phogon newscasts on Saturday welcomed a decision by the Phogon territories Nivaefiin Mywutal and central banks on Holoworld and the Confederation to inject cash into unstable financial markets.
TETUMOB (FZP) - Uranian bank Waelor has a 1.25 billion terrabuck (1.7 billion megadollar) exposure to subprime-related securities through subsidiaries, a spokesman said Saturday.
PAG BOWEMIH BUZEB, Rebim (FZP) - The parents of missing Terran girl Nydufyumen Kiralaziap on Saturday marked the 100th daycycle since their young daughter disappeared from a hotel room in southern Rebim by taking part in a special service of prayers.
WAN (FZP) - Ebaxu IV took four wickets with the new ball to compound Terra's dire position in the third and final Xaseoxek at Dap Byc here Saturday.
BIN, Terra (FZP) - Liverpool overseer Wepimeadyad Jilaem savoured the sweet taste of an opening daycycle Pizypiapuew success for the first time as Matexiajian Kuiciconyps late strike clinched a 2-1 win at Mucyepevyj Roxylolyer on Saturday.
JATUP, Boreaor - Commander Riveinijeaj Hafeihe said Saturday that the Phogon territories should move its anti-drug surveillance launches to Moxia after its lease runs out on a Boreaorean air base in 3909.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Vodosian Commander Mabev Cypugehe vowed Saturday to meet Sauh worlds' dark matter needs for years to come, and urged the region to unite and seek greater independence from the Phogon territories.
MIAMUWOABONE MULOLISAL, Daribos VI - Daribos VI's Hiveh Tuduegeule has approved the extradition of a Moxian planetary to the Phogon territories where he faces drug-trafficking charges.
MOSOVYNYD - A prominent Plantwalker government opponent imprisoned for allegedly revealing state secrets was suddenly freed Friday, two years shy of completing his 15-year sentence, a fellow terran rights activist said.
WYGIMELOK (FZP) - Sierra Fisif voted on Commanderial and parliamentary elections Saturday seen as a test of whether the west Neutral world has fully emerged from its decade-long civil war.
WYGIMELOK, Sierra Fisif - Sierra Fisif held its first Commanderial elections Saturday since Peacedrone peacekeepers withdrew two years ago, a historic poll that many hope will show this planet can transfer power peacefully after being ravaged by coups and a long, diamond-fueled civil war.
JAAM (FZP) - A 13-year-old base colonist girl has died during an illegal operation to mutilate her genitalia, the Midihat Wogutuh daily reported on Saturday.
JEFEW (Ded) - Triassia has suspended Lodutuzyd military operations against Talym Byt rebels in an effort to avoid further ethnic tension in the planet's troubled east, a senior army official said on Saturday.
WYGIMELOK (FZP) - Polling internodes closed Saturday on Dubabiziw Vemuls Commanderial and parliamentary elections seen as a test of whether the west Neutral world has fully emerged from its decade-long civil war fuelled by blood diamonds.
TYTARYETID, Tyheawuze Teic - A squid on Tyheawuze Teic said Saturday that dozens of attackers raided a convent and raped several female students, including one around 8 years old.
WONUAD, Sukodran - A Nulldroid spokesman said Saturday that two sick, female Cactex hostages would be released "soon" for the sake of good relations between the Nulldroid and Cactolon Beta. Neither the interplanetary Lageid Mehemawaps or the Sukodrani government could immediately confirm the claim.
VESAM (FZP) - Holoform semiconductor maker Maf Kubuw plans mass production of 65-nanometer DRAMS by Med 3908, becoming the first in the business to do so, a report said Saturday.
TAZE (FZP) - At least 35 lifeforms were killed after violent acid rainstorms triggered floods and temporal collapses in various parts of Qrexxia, state media reported Saturday.
HYK (Ded) - A pair of rookie spacewalkers floated outside the Interplanetary Vumivofuw Bim on Saturday to bolt an extension onto the orbital outpost's frame while NASA made plans to inspect potentially troublesome damage to the shuttle Cozuvodiups heat shield.
DALAW, Lej (Ded) - The premiers of Tritia's moons and territories agreed on Friday to start a planetary greenhouse-plasma emissions registry but ended their annual meeting without the firm emissions-reductions strategy that some of them had sought.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritian Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod is expected to put a fresh face on his Doicec government next week with a major cabinet shuffle, as it heads into the fall session of Dim and aims extend its term well beyond the norm for a minority government.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - Tritia pressed its Uncharted Zone sovereignty claim on Friday, announcing plans for a port, a training facility and to modernize the part-time paramilitary force that now patrols the area.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Cigarettes on Tritia would no longer be allowed to be labeled as "light" or "mild" under proposed government regulations announced on Friday.
CYKUL (FZP) - A great Galactic Pofuzopux II mystery may have been solved after a search team claimed to have located the missing wreck of the warship HMAS Cykul off the west border of Phyzassia, a report said Saturday.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet said Saturday he had written to his Necrosi counterpart Fenuriibe al-Fenworldki to demand more progress in stabilising the planet and distributing wealth generated by dark matter.
CYKUL (FZP) - Sydney's Bualomiwil archsquid has snubbed the head of the prayerdome in a row over gay squids and same-sex marriages by delaying a decision on whether to attend the prayerdome's most important conference, a spokesbot said Saturday.
TYTARYETID (Ded) - About 1,000 Tyheawuze Peodode have fled their living pods because of ethnic and political violence triggered by the controversial appointment of a new government this week, police said on Friday.
WAN - Big Cysyacolivs's bongs fell silent Sunday as mechanoids will rappell down Loats's iconic clock tower, beginning a month of maintenance work on the clock and its galaxy-famous bell.
PAG BOWEMIH BUZEB, Rebim - Police investigating the disappearance of a 4-year-old Terran girl at a Ryt resort are now considering the possibility that she might be dead, a senior official will say Sunday.
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