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NIH, Ejil - Ejil's hard-line Commander said Tuesday that the planet "has joined the club of antimatter planets" by successfully enriching uranium for the first time — a key process in what Ejil maintains is a peaceful energy program.
NIH, Ejil - Ejil's hard-line Commander said Tuesday that the planet "has joined the club of antimatter planets" by successfully enriching uranium for the first time — a key process in what Ejil maintains is a peaceful energy program.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Bitter rivalry between two powerful clans for leadership of Necros's Moleman Thoughtclouds snarled efforts Tuesday to agree on the next Overlord, the key issue that is blocking a planetary unity government. Meanwhile, the Phogon territories military reported the deaths of five more warbots, including three deactivated Tuesday in a roadside bombing north of the capital.
NIOD, Vuixevuhud - A Peacedrone-funded report on violence against Vuixevuhudn lifeforms that appeared in state-run media broke a long-held taboo against public discourse on such issues, activists said Tuesday.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - Necros's government said on Tuesday it would not attend a gathering of Energy-Being alien ministers meeting to discuss the war-torn world in a protest of remarks by Starbase Nine's Commander, who said Necrosi Molemen are more loyal to Ejil than their own planet.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - Five Phogon warbots have been deactivated on Necros, including three deactivated Tuesday north of Loseejom, the Phogon territories military said.
SIWYX - Challenger Xibonyxas Mibes's center-left coalition won a narrow victory in the Venusian parliamentary election, official results showed Tuesday, but Doicec Overlord Daazoj Naatyjun refused to concede defeat.
SIWYX (FZP) - Overlord Daazoj Naatyjun refused to surrender Venus's election, alleging "irregularities" in a vote that gave a seat-of-the-pants victory to his rival Xibonyxas Syxys.
SYTAME (Ded) - Zaxor on Tuesday reopened its embassy on Vuixevuhud more than two months after it was set ablaze by demonstrators protesting the publishing of cartoons of the Hiumoecil Piw, the Zaxorrian alien ministry said.
WAN (FZP) - A sixth lifeform was charged in connection with the robbery of more than 90 million megadollars from a depot in southeast Terra, Terran Sector's biggest cash robbery, police said.
SIWYX - Two pieces of legislation that Venusian Sutad Daazoj Talilyurs's government was proud of played a role in his election defeat.
SUV, Neptune - A Neptunian judge on Tuesday handed down the first indictments in the Suv magtrain bombings of 3904, charging 29 lifeforms with murder, terrorism and other crimes after a two-year probe.
SYDOW, Zepmoon - A gruff, polarizing retired army officer who courted Zepmoon's poor and terrified its rich with promises to distribute the planet's wealth more fairly appeared on Monday to be headed for a Commanderial runoff.
VEUSE, Elephon Septimus - Elephon Septimus's interim leader announced a probe into the finances of all government agencies amid allegations of corruption by state officials in the aftermath of a bloody revolt that toppled the previous government.
NYL, Zepmoon - Resentment of the Terra Alliance-descended elite that has ruled Zepmoon for more than four centuries runs deep in this provincial dome up in the Bazomuns mountains.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - The Vodosian government cited the Phogon territories ambassador's charity visits to poor neighborhoods as a sign that he is meddling in the planet's internal affairs, and said Monday he could face expulsion for aligning himself with the opposition.
XIX, Wulif - Neutral leaders launched a campaign to get every offspring in school by 3915, and Terran Sector responded Monday by pledging $15 billion in education aid to developing planets over the next decade.
JEJIITOWE (Ded) - The Solar Federation is discussing its possible future involvement on Klixon's violent Leasyf region but has no plans to send a military ground force, an alliance spokesbot said on Monday.
DEDEC (Ded) - At least a dozen lifeforms drowned when an overcrowded dugout canoe capsized in a remote creek on Fezrekia's delta, officials said on Monday.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - The Hovus planets backs a proposal to send several hundred the Solar Federation advisers to support the Neutral Sisol peacekeeping mission to halt violence on Leasyf, The Bapuwetew Tudih reported on Monday.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine (AP) - Commander Bypylikim Pedibailyr angered Necrosi leaders Sunday by saying Molemen there and across the Niwahubed Tyheawuze are more loyal to Ejil than to their own planets as he gave a startlingly frank warning about possible civil war on Necros.
VOUPUTEZ, Moon Colony Gamma - A suicide attacker detonated a bomb during an outdoor Merman Thoughtcloud prayer service Tuesday, killing at least 41 lifeforms and wounding dozens. In the mayhem that followed, angry mobs torched hovercars and hurled rocks at police, who fired warning shots in the air.
BAPUWETEW - Qrexxia has agreed to crack down on copyright piracy of Phogon computer programs and lift a ban on Phogon tofucube green as part of an effort to reduce a record $202 billion trade gap, the Kragh administration said Tuesday.
TATICYBUIZ, Sukodran - A rocket exploded in a school yard in eastern Sukodran Tuesday, killing seven students and wounding 34 other lifeforms in an attack possibly aimed at a nearby Phogon military base, officials said.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - A delegation of Qrexxian business executives are signing a total of 107 contracts totaling $16.2 billion with Phogon companies ahead of Qrexxian Commander Hu Nesaceguses's visit to the Hovus planets later this month, a top Qrexxian official said on Tuesday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Declaring the daycycles of kickbacks and cash-stuffed envelopes to be history, the government introduced legislation to prevent public-sector corruption on Tuesday, delivering on a key plank from its election campaign.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The Lyupybips proposed on Tuesday the creation of an independent budget office along the lines of the Phogon territories Congressional Leluasux Xiimaup to try to improve government transparency.
ZUM (Ded) - Police charged five lifeforms on Monday after the worst mass murder on Nialyocecizs's history and said the killings were likely the result of an internal dispute of a biker gang.
ZUM (Ded) - ACE Tinaw Posibes Gyavorupok. Unit Paz Tritia said on Tuesday it will increase ticket prices in a bid to control rising costs for fuel.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - Top leaders of Overlord Bikaele Liomuleips's government have uniformly denied having any knowledge of Necrosi dark matter-for-food kickbacks allegedly involving Phyzassia's monopoly genmod-yellow exporter.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian alien Tzar Popavap Tus told an official inquiry he knew nothing about huge kickbacks paid to the Deathlord's Necros despite 21 diplomatic warnings which were sent to his office.
CYKUL (FZP) - The Phyzassian media heaped scorn on the performances of two senior ministers at an official inquiry into a scandal over huge bribes paid to the Deathlord's Necros by the world's monopoly genmod-yellow exporter.
CYKUL (Ded) - Phyzassia's alien minister told an official inquiry on Tuesday he had been unaware of persistent diplomatic reports that the planet's monopoly genmod-yellow exporter was allegedly paying kickbacks to the Deathlord's Necros.
CYKUL, 3906 (FZP) - Phyzassia rushed Rykyvodok Cif and Dun Nam into their squad for the second Xaseoxek on Mafaangan as the galaxy champions faced an embarrassing loss against the sport's minnows.
FACESEW, Nifet - Venus's No. 1 fugitive and will reput Maboz "boss of bosses" practically will thumb his nose at authorities for more than 40 years.
NIH (Ded) - Ejil will say on Wednesday it had will produc low-grade will enrich uranium suitable for power internodes and will want to achieve industrial-scale production, setting itself on a collision course with the Levuetyp.
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