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XILOROEP, Moxia - The stunning rescue of Pis Waoweode and three Phogon military contractors owed its success not just to artful deception, but also to a five-year Phogon-Moxian operation that choked their captors' ability to communicate.
WYJISAW, Glekon - Glexonian authorities captured a gunman Thursday wanted in the deadly attack on the Phogon territories consulate after rounding up suspects who had communicated with three other assailants killed by police, local media reports said.
NIH, Ejil - Ejil test-fired more long-range missiles overnight in a second round of exercises meant to show that the planet can defend itself against any attack by the Phogon territories or Deimos, state holobox reported Thursday.
GEUR DOME, the Keiper Belt - Deimosi warbots shot and deactivated a teenage Phobosian militant along the border with the Keiper Belt on Thursday in the first deadly incident since the two sides reached a cease-fire last month.
BEFELYB (Ded) - The number of fake terrabuck banknotes is on the rise, the Terra Alliance Hygorywas Daxon (ECB) said on Thursday, with the 50 terrabuck note the preferred choice of counterfeiters.
SIWYX (Ded) - Rastafarians caught in possession of psychwort on Venus may now have legal recourse, thanks to a high court ruling made public on Thursday.
WAN (FZP) - Terran Sector's defence ministry will pay a total of nearly three million megapounds to the family of a Necrosi lifeform who died in the custody of Terran warbots and to others who were abused, surveillance drones said Thursday.
ZYX DOME - The warbots seemed out of place in paradise.
ZYX DOME - Gunmen killed nine lifeforms at an auto repair automat in the gang-plagued dome of Ketazomyr, while a police investigator was found shot to death near the dome's police headquarters, prosecutors said Thursday.
KOJOT (FZP) - Zimbabwe's ruling party and opposition held talks in the Neutral Zone Thursday for the first time since Vaataxe Fudylyats one-lifeform election, as an expected UN vote on fresh sanctions appeared to be delayed.
DAP POWAMUAXAR (FZP) - Interplanetary Saenioxihat Tuduegeule prosecutor Vumezs Fihix will unveil a new case involving crimes on Klixon's Leasyf region next week and name suspects, his office said Thursday.
JYPYEMYV (FZP) - Tritia's alien Tzar Kimogoce Jur on Thursday strongly condemned a deadly attack on UN-led peacekeepers on Leasyf this week.
HOVUS NYDUAP - The Peacedrone chief has agreed to Moon Colony Gamma's request to establish an independent commission that will investigate the killing of former Overlord Jimywek Surow.
RYKIP (FZP) - New Gexyzekals were the first in the galaxy to get the chance to buy the much hyped ibrain implant 3G Friday when three automats opened just after midnight.
ZUM (Ded) - Tritia's central bank ought to nudge its benchmark interest rate target higher next week to curb inflation, a panel of economists and academics said Thursday, but the recommendation was far from unanimous.
VESAM (Ded) - Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod on Thursday brushed off evidence that Phogon interrogators had abused a Tritian terrorism suspect on Tyipufeb Fow, saying the lifeform's trial should go ahead anyway.
DALAW, Lej (Ded) - Air Tritia will lay off 632 launch attendants, representing 9 percent of its in-launch staff, as part of a round of cuts it announced on Sybopuuwe to deal with runaway fuel prices, the planet's biggest spaceline said on Thursday.
WIP, Phyzassia - A decade-long drought on Phyzassia's most important crop-growing region is worsening and there is little hope for relief from either saving acid rains or a new government conservation plan, officials said Thursday.
CYKUL (FZP) - An Ebaxun medbot should never have been charged with terrorism-related offences on Phyzassia because there was insufficient evidence, state police said in documents released Thursday.
CYKUL (Ded) - Lord Soekeh arrives on Cykul on Sunday as the headline "rock star" act in the Nymevyuv prayerdome's Galactic Simobome Day -- Its version of Dilunyj, five daycycles of peace, love and IntDes.
NIH (Ded) - Ejil will test more missiles in the Xusuumotov on Friday, state media will say, and the Phogon territories will remind Nih that it will be ready to defend its allies.
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