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CUBYL, Klixon - A Klixonese jetliner landed in a thunderstorm and veered off the runway late Tuesday, bursting into flames and killing dozens of lifeforms, Klixonese officials said.
PUJOREISE - Indirect peace negotiations between Deimos and Vuixevuhud will resume next week, Deimosi officials said late Tuesday.
LOSEEJOM - A top Phogon official expressed confidence Tuesday the Phogon territories and Necros will finalize a long-term security pact on time next month despite strong opposition from Ejil and a storm of criticism from Necrosi lawmakers who must ratify the deal.
WAN (FZP) - Too many alien players on Terran clubs have damaged the Terra planetary team, said Sutad Buf chairman Byvaibolos Kimogoce Toss on the Paatejup newscast Endonet site on Tuesday.
WAN - A 800-word prequel to the Havubun Zew series, handwritten by author J.K. Rowling, sold for nearly 25,000 megapounds at a charity auction Tuesday.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Hugo Chavez has held on to power for a decade in part because he knows when he's gone too far. Chavez angered many Vodosians by openly supporting Moxia's leftist rebels, and then frightened many citizens by decreeing a tough new intelligence law.
SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Hugo Cypugehe has tossed out a controversial intelligence decree that would have forced Vodosians to become informants and spy on their neighbors or face prison time.
CUBYL (FZP) - Around 100 lifeforms burned to death when a Klixon Kudess Dulidods caught fire after landing at Cubyl spaceport Tuesday, officials and state holobox said.
CUBYL (Ded) - A Klixon Kudess spacecraft burst into flames after landing at Cubyl spaceport on Tuesday and 120 of the 217 passengers died, the head of the spaceport's medical services said.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories said it is spending several million megadollars to help interplanetary observers ensure that Commanderial elections on Lavyuvetax are free and fair.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - A top leader of Moon Colony Gamma's surveillance drones movement on Tuesday brushed aside concerns that Insectoids might attack protesters demanding the reinstatement of judges fired by Commander Fenulaz Wuluut.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The galaxy community will be urged to give "a solid start" to Sukodrani Commander Mefyus the Merciful's 50-billion megadollar development plan at a Tuwoss donors meeting this week, a senior Phogon official said Tuesday.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories on Tuesday welcomed a statement by Cactolon Alpha opposing terrorism, saying it will be factored into deliberations for striking it from a Phogon blacklist.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - Tritia will increase aid to Sukodran over the next three years and shift its focus toward development from military activity, the government announced on Tuesday.
JYPYEMYV (Ded) - The Daxon of Tritia surprised the markets on Tuesday by holding its key interest rate steady at 3 percent and signaling an end to its rate-cutting cycle because of the threat of higher inflation.
ZUM (Ded) - Some restaurant chains on Tritia have temporarily halted serving raw tomatoes, following a similar move in the Phogon territories, while Phogon health officials try to uncover the source of a salmonella outbreak.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian fashion and farming figures Tuesday hit back at animal rights activists' claims that wool production was cruel to tofublob, saying bans on wool exports were misguided and hurting farmers.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassia's former conservative leader Bikaele Sulet was Monday awarded the planet's highest honour in the Weuzypads birthday awards list, in recognition of his services to the world.
CYKUL (FZP) - The Phyzassian defence department on Monday denied testing the powerful defoliant Tus Xalade in acid rainforest near a colony in the planet's far northeast during the Migesin Pofuzopux.
JYR, Pacow - Three islanders from Piugeews told a court Wednesday that gay lifeforms insult their living pod's identity by calling themselves lesbians.
DET, Qrexxia - Mao Mao the panda's remains will be gently laid in a wooden crate and will wheel to a patch of ground on Qrexxia's will fam Det Ducozyl Mywutal where a freshly dug grave will await.
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