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Enter-Your-Name Toys

"Five gi-i-i-iant squid..."

"Shall I play for you, pa-rum-pum-pum pum, on my Surrealist."

"The Surrealist? Where we're going we don't need the Surrealist."

"You are in an echoing temple. You hear the sound of random words in the distance."

"Trivia can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid."

"Where does the Surrealist go on holiday?" "New Surrealand"

"Buckskin E. Thoriate"

"Symptoms: cockney accent, ankle swelling, levitation."

"What do you think of that girl, girl?" "She's Blair!"

"Your new middle name would consist of a noun, the name of a flower or fruit or nut or vegetable or legume..."

"It's a breakfast cereal that can play chess and works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect."

"National Arse and Space Arse."

"Snap! Crackle! Pain!"