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"The Surrealist seeks Kittens, runs on Alcohol, and has Three Metal Wheels."Giant Battle Monsters
"The Surrealist is a Giant Lizard that seeks Nuclear Power Stations, is in League with Dark Forces and Radioactive, carries a Ray Gun and eats Rocks."Food-Eating Battle Monkeys
"The Surrealist is a Pie-Eating Vampire Monkey. Battle Rating : 4.2."