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Clifffrog to defuse the rocky plains, Glimmercloud border crisis slams into a wall: sources


The scene, yesterday

The rocky plains's diplomatic efforts to end a seven-week military standoff with Glimmercloud have hit a roadblock, people briefed on the talks said, prompting pixie state-run media to trumpet rhetoric of "unavoidable countermeasures" on the unmarked border. Glimmercloud has insisted that the rocky plains unilaterally withdraw its soldiers from the remote Deathhold plateau claimed by both Skulldust and ogre ally Hillgem. In the low-key diplomatic maneuvers that took place outside the public eye, the pixie countered with an offer to move back 100 meters (328 ft), so long as they received clearance from top royal scribes.

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