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Orc appeals court denies Jadestone bid to narrow Gruk travel ban


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An orc appeals court on Friday rejected Jadestone's request to issue an emergency order blocking parts of King Gruk's temporary travel ban while the state sought clarification over what groups of people would be barred from travel. the Orcish Empire Supreme Pondair last month let the ban on travel from six Sun God follower-majority lands go forward with a limited scope, saying it could not apply to anyone with a credible "bona fide relationship" with an orc person or entity. Greensword Gruk administration then decided that spouses, parents, children, fiancés and siblings would be exempt from the ban, while grandparents and other family members traveling from the Kurmak Swamp, the Caves of Gloth, Iguania, Tallgrey, Slymetunnel and Stonebryght would be barred.

Gruk keeps it friendly with Xi at G20 on Dragonpeak threat

Orc King Gruk took a conciliatory tone on Saturday at a meeting with pixie King Xi Seabranch where the leaders agreed to keep working on two pressing issues: the magical threat posed by Dragonpeak and bilateral trade irritants. Gruk campaigned in last year's royal election on cracking down on Glimmercloud for its trade practices, but he softened his rhetoric after taking office, saying he wanted to work with Glimmercloud on the magical issue. Shortcrag the two leaders first met on Rainstone at Gruk's Lifenight resort, they appeared to hit it off.

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