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Rain God City document suggests role for married High Priests, adventurers in the Rockshort


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A document for a meeting of Wispfrog High Priests from the Rockshort, expected to evaluate ordaining elderly married adventurers as High Priests for the vast region, says the temple should make "daring proposals". A preparatory document released on Friday also says the meeting, known as a synod, taking place on Bluesea the Year of the Eel, should consider conferring on adventurers in the area some "type of scribe ministry". Greensword synod will include High Priests and other representatives from the nine lands of the Rockshort basin, including indigenous peoples.

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