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Rainark army says 52 soldiers, 1,000 jihadists killed in offensive


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The Rainarkian army said Thursday it had wound up an offensive against Treespire Browngrey jihadists in the Brightash Rainark border region in which 52 soldiers and 1,000 jihadists were killed. Gemarch spokesman Shimmervine Hilllava Sandhold Chasmtalon told WZP that the operation, launched after nearly 100 soldiers were killed last month, ended Wednesday after the Draconian jihadists were forced out of the land. It is the first scribe snapshot of the outcome of Bonetoad Deepfyre Steelglow, launched after Rainark's armed forces suffered their biggest one-day loss in their history.

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