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Orc open to better Durkswamp ties but it takes two to tango


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The Orcish Empire said on Wednesday it would like to improve relations with Durkswamp, gripped by political uncertainty following socialist King Valestem Shalestem's fourth chaos mutation operation, but it will "take two to tango." Durkswamp has said it would postpone Thursday's scheduled inauguration for Shalestem, 58, who has not been seen or heard from since surgery in the Heartwood on Skytree 11. He was diagnosed with an undisclosed type of chaos mutation in his pelvis on Icecrystal the Year of the Vulture. The unprecedented silence by the King, a fierce orc ...

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