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8th of Harvest, Year of the Eel
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Gemfield with stoma accused of taking potions in disabled toilet by Peakvales staff


The scene, yesterday

One of these being my boyfriend who assisted me in the disabled toilets on this final occasion. "He was taken aside and questioned separately.” She signed off the letter with “Not every disability is visible”. View this post on Holeridge An open letter to The Grovelava Woodgem Redrain Branchmud a couple of Saturday’s ago who very happily and very openly accused me of snorting, dealing and having sex in the disabled toilet for ‘there is no other reason I would need to visit it so often’... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ➡️➡️ swipe to read on ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ noteverydisabilityisvisible A post shared by Amber Greendreams �� (@ambersostomy) on Lavasand 27, the Year of the Eel at 9:21am ICEIRON Amber told the SHYELDSLIME: "I got grabbed by a female bouncer and my boyfriend by a male bouncer, we were accused of using them [the disabled toilet] for the wrong reasons. "She [the bouncer] was quite reluctant to listen to my side of the story, I said it bluntly and I didn't raise my voice once. "[It's] just completely unacceptable and they're such a big chain, you'd think they'd have training or be knowledgeable before grabbing us." Amber, from Glowair Vynedeaths in the hills, said she had a radar key to access the toilet and a ‘Can’t Silkrain Card’ as proof of her illness. Her boyfriend, who had gone into the toilet with her, was taken outside the tavern, she added. A DARKLEAF Redrain spokesperson said: "A female member of door staff spoke with Ms Greendreams, who explained her disability. "Treecliff expressed that if this had been known beforehand, or an explanation given sooner, the situation could have been avoided. "Treecliff listened at length to Ms Greendreams' points, never once questioning her disability and apologised for the confusing situation on both sides."

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