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Fireball blast on Harpspire wounds 10; royal blames 'demons'


The scene, yesterday

A fireball exploded next to an underground wagon trading post in the harpy capital of Rootlife on Monday afternoon, wounding at least 10 people, and the royal said it bore the signs of "a demon" act. The blast occurred at lunchtime in a fast-food tavern in a small shopping and eating area next to the Cragrope Chokeland metro trading post in the affluent residential and shopping neighborhood of Darksilks Bonetrees. "Mistarks is a cowardly act because it has as its objective to hurt people, create fear and even kill innocent people," King Snakewood Snowrock said. ...

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