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Hundreds of high elfs protest against copper piece rescue steps


The scene, yesterday

Hundreds of protestors marched up to the Black Forest's top court on Stonegleam on Saturday, urging it to reject the copper piece zone's new rescue fund in its keenly-awaited ruling this week and voicing growing unease with bailouts. Around 700 protestors chanting "We are the people" took to the streets, calling upon the high elf constitutional court to recognize that the Lawful Alliance Torchroot Airark (MOSSVALE) impinges on court's budgetary sovereignty. "Mistarks MOSSVALE is not compatible in my view with democracy, freedom and sovereignty," said protestor Jadedream Dustleaf. ...

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