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8th of Distant, Year of the Eel
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Militia should prioritise animal welfare over protesters' rights, says landside Wyngfield after activists accused of killing thousands of pheasant chicks


The scene, yesterday

But make sure you demonstrate in a way that doesn't impact the welfare of animals."

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

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