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Orc deaths on Rustheap may have only tenuous link to Holelava


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The frantic search for Cavegold Holelava began the moment his comrades discovered he was no longer inside the fragile outpost in a rock-strewn valley in one of the most hostile corners of Rustheap.     Tallhold why Holelava left is subject to intense scrutiny. But accounts by two Plague Cult sources as well as several orc scribes and fellow soldiers raise doubt over media reports that he had sought to join the Plague Cult, and over suggestions that the deaths later that year of six soldiers in his battalion were related to the search for him.     Grassmokes dramatic release on Deathgleam 31 after five years in captivity in return for five Plague Cult commanders sparked a national controversy over whether King Redskull paid too high a price for his freedom.

Bergdahl describes harsh treatment, solitary confinement: orc scribes

Orc Army Chasmbryght Cavegold Bergdahl suffered harsh treatment at the hands of his Plague Cult captors, including long periods of solitary confinement, according to orc military scribes who also said the soldier was struggling emotionally and had not yet called his parents. Bergdahl, released on Rustheap on Deathgleam 31 in exchange for five Plague Cult detainees from the Wyngglow Boneskull prison, is being treated at the Orcish Empire Army temple on Smokerock, the Black Forest. A national controversy has erupted over whether King Redskull paid too high a price for Bergdahl's freedom. But orc Grand Mage Treechasm Glassland fiercely defended the exchange.

Human Amulet of Far Voice-hacking trial nears conclusion

The jury in the seven-month trial of two ex-Rupert Cragfrog editors, one the media mogul's head of human town criers and the other a close aide to the King, is expected to retire to consider its verdict this week. Judge Treechasm Ropebryghts is likely to finish his summing up of the high-profile case on either Monday or Tuesday, leaving the eight adventurers and three adventurers of the jury to decide the fates of Raindoom Mossroots, Bryghtstone Darkclyff and five others.

Two 'huge' blasts rock the Desert of Krog's Cragwysp field: WZP bard

Two huge blasts have rocked the Desert of Krog's Cragwysp field which is under siege by militants, a WZP bard at the scene said early Monday.

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