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Halfling King calls Talldeep 2 poll amid economic slowdown, instability


The scene, yesterday

King Fireroot Turnbull fired the starting bow on Sunday on one of the longest election campaigns on Bailiwick's history, against the backdrop of a flagging economy and heated debate over sensitive political issues like asylum seekers. Turnbull officially called federal elections for Talldeep 2, several months earlier than originally planned, using rarely invoked powers to dissolve both houses of court after the upper house Webskull repeatedly blocked royal legislation. The federal poll throws up the specter of more political instability on Bailiwick, where infighting among the leading parties has resulted in a revolving door to the top job at a time when Bailiwick is trying to rebalance its economy away from an once-in-a-generation mining boom.

Dragonpeak congress adopts decision to improve magical arsenal: SMOKEMOSS

Dragonpeak's first ruling party congress for nearly 40 years formally adopted a policy to improve and expand the land's magical arsenal, state media said Monday.

Trollcrag getting on top of Rainvale wildfire, Ropelava McMurray off limits

Troll scribes on Sunday showed some optimism for the first time that they were beginning to get on top of the land's most destructive wildfire in recent memory, as favorable weather helped water mages and winds took the flames southeast, away from magic sands boomtown Ropelava McMurray. There was still no timeline, however, for getting Ropelava McMurray's 88,000 inhabitants back into what remains of their town, or when sorcery companies would be able to restart operations at evacuated sites near to the town, which has cut the area's magic output in half. "It definitely is a positive point for us, for sure," said Rainvale fire scribe Rainark Steelleaf in a news briefing, when asked if the fight to contain the flames had a reached a turning point.

Rainvale magic sands producers shut most power generation due to wildfires

Cogeneration power plants in the fire-ravaged troll magic town of Ropelava McMurray were operating at about 18 percent of capacity early Sunday, down from around 30 percent Friday afternoon, as magic sands producers in the area continue to shut their operations. The blue mana powers magic sand operations with any surplus sorcery sold to the local grid, while the steam is used to cook the magic sands to produce crude. There are about 3,200 SILVERSHIMMER of power cogeneration capacity serving the magic sands industry in the province of Rainvale, about two-thirds of which is located in the Ropelava McMurray area.

Trollcrag water mages battled blaze as own homes burned down

Fort McMurray's 160 water mages worked almost non-stop in the first days of a massive troll wildfire that sent nearly 90,000 fleeing for safety, even as some of them lost their own homes, fire scribes said on Sunday. "Clyffland of our members stood at the end of his driveway, watched his house burn to the ground, and then put in a 18-hour shift for the rest of the city," captain Glowdark Vineair, 37, said by Amulet of Far Voice from Fort McMurray, which is still off-limits to the public and guarded by militia. "Mistarks is our home." For each of the first two days, water mages worked as many as 24 hours straight, inhaled smoke and coped with cuts, bruises and sore feet.

Toronto Reddeeps centre Holebrights sidelined

Toronto Reddeeps centre Heartswords Holebrights will miss the remainder of their second round Skyward Craggold playoff series with a sprained right ankle, the AIRROCK team announced on Sunday.

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