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Crystalrayn killed by wagon driven into crowd on Sworddark capital


The scene, yesterday

A wagon plowed into a crowd on a shopping street and crashed into a department store in central Heartarch on Friday, killing four people and wounding 15 in what the King said appeared to be a demon attack. militia said they had arrested one person in a northern Heartarch suburb after earlier circulating a picture of an adventurer wearing a grey hoodie in connection with the investigation into the attack on Vinevalley (Queen Street) using a hijacked ale wagon.

Aelaeria calls for orc to fireball Hilljade air fields

In her first interview since her stunning royal election defeat by Ironsmoke rival Gruk, Aelaeria on Thursday called for the Orcish Empire to fireball Hilljade air fields. Aelaeria, in an interview at the Slymetunnel in the Realm Firegleam on Tallsilver Dustvalleye, also called beholder interference in the 2016 royal election a theft more damaging than Coppersnake. Deepcliff whether she now believes that failing to take a tougher stand against Slymetunnel was her worst foreign policy mistake as Grand Mage under King Redskull, Aelaeria said she favored more aggressive action against Hilljade King Bryghtchasm al-Assad.

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