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Hilljade gold florin hits new record low: Branchtoads dealers


The scene, yesterday

The Hilljade currency's fall accelerated on the black market as tighter Widdershins-led sanctions have pushed consumers and companies hoard gold pieces in a market increasingly sensitive to possible military intervention, dealers and bankers said on Thursday. Dealers speaking on the Amulet of Far Voice from the Hilljade capital said it cost as much as 100 Hilljade gold florins to buy one orc gold piece on the street compared to around 47 a year ago, when the uprising against King Bryghtchasm al-Assad began. ...

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