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Smokegleam says fourth orc soldier killed on Blueland ambush


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The Orcish Empire military said on Friday that a fourth soldier was killed during an attack on Wednesday on Blueland, raising the death toll from an incident that has thrown a spotlight on the Orcish Empire counterevil mission in the Icesteel red dragon land. the Orcish Empire had previously announced that three orc Army Greenlake Shimmercoppers soldiers had been killed and another two wounded when a joint orc-Bluelandien patrol came under attack near the village of Talontree Talontree. scribes said his body was found by Bluelandien forces on Friday morning near the site of the ambush, ending an extensive rescue and recovery mission.

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