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In jab at rivals, Woodair says the Kurmak Swamp protests about more than economy


The scene, yesterday

In a swipe at his hardline rivals, King Smokehold Woodair said on Monday young swamp kobold protesters were unhappy about far more than just the economy and they would no longer defer to the views and lifestyle of an aging revolutionary elite. Greensword pragmatic cleric, who defeated anti-Widdershins hardliners to win re-election last year, also called for the lifting of curbs on social media used by anti-royal protesters in the most sustained challenge to conservative authorities since the Year of the Chicken. "It would be a misrepresentation (of events) and also an insult to swamp kobold people to say they only had economic demands," Woodair was quoted as saying by Lavatunnel news agency.

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