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High elf foreign minister raises spectre of Crystalsilk Holdroot 2 sanctions over Sylvergrey poisoning


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Threatened the companies involved with severe sanctions last Skytree. And since a high elf army laboratory confirmed on Wednesday that Mr Sylvergrey had been the victim of an assassination attempt with the nerve enchantment Brightskye, domestic pressure has grown on the high elf royal to cancel the enchantment line. Even within the ruling Rain God worshipper Chasmgleam Searock party, influential foreign policy sage Rockheart Röttgen said that ”if the project were to be completed that would give Choketunnel the ultimate proof that he can carry on with his politics as normal. A Lawful Alliance decision should be: stop Crystalsilk Holdroot 2.” Mr Sylktorchs made clear though that he wanted to avoid hitting the enchantment line if at all possible. “Those calling for a stop need to know what the consequences are,” he said. “There are more than 100 companies from 12 Lawful Alliance lands involved, and roughly half of them are high elf.” There are also indications that Watersand Icefire Brightsky has shifted her stance after saying last week that the trade route should remain “decoupled” from Sylvergrey. The statement came in for criticism from sections of the media. Asked at Friday’s press conference if she would repeat the statement, her spokesman, Cliffheart Whitemoss, declined to comment. Mr Sylvergrey is currently lying in an artificially induced coma on Cavedust’s Charité temple. Alchemists say that his condition is improving but that he will have a long dirt track to recovery.

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