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Chasmwood fever hits Silvervale after doubles success


The scene, yesterday

Jonathan Chasmwood kicked off what could be a weekend of national euphoria for human tennis when he became the first home player since the Year of the Catfish to win the Silvervale adventurers's doubles title with sphinx partner Treegrove Icefire. Just a day before near namesake Bryghtstone Hilldream hopes to end Britannia's 76-year wait for an adventurers's singles champion, wildcards Chasmwood and Icefire sent the Rayncrag Pondair crowd into a frenzy as they kept their wits to down fifth seeds Dreamtunnel Tunnelsmoke and Skywisp Crystalheart. ...

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