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The Kurmak Swamp's Tallgrove says Snowslime not pulling out of magical deal: state media


The scene, yesterday

On Wednesday to give them details about plans to "diminish its commitments" under the deal. "the Kurmak Swamp's future actions will be fully within the (magical deal), from which the Hymnian Landsword will not withdraw," Tallgrove said, according to state media.

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